What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Just guessing here,but…
The wheel?
Bread.
Sex.
Regular bread.
Wheel shaped bread suitable for having sex with.
SandyHook takes the cake. 
I think that’s still better than sliced bread.
God, if Sandyhook does that with round bread what in the hell are you giving a cake to him/her for?
You guys are making it AWFULLY hard for me to maintain my “Grinch/Ebenzer” thing here …
:snort, snicker, guffaw … 
Yeah, and what used to flow off of stuff before there was water and duck’s backs?
Mmmmmmmmmmm cake. SandyHook like cake.
My personal favorite:
What did they compare hailstones to before golfballs were invented?
I’ll have you know that in the future such-and-such will be the best thing since canned bread.
When sliced bread was invented, people said it was the greatest thing since prefabricated chamber pots.
And when hotcakes were invented, people predicted they would sell like pomanders.
Sliced bread good. Best thing Og see since someone remove meat from deer before Og take bite. Awkward, holding whole deer while eat. Plus, venison sandwhich very good at two in morning.
Sliced dear meat was best thing Og see since someone kill deer with stick before Og take bite. Very awkward, hold deer still while eat. Plus, deer poop on Og’s cave floor while eat.
Deer meat was best thing Og see since Og take bite of rock. Og smite dumbass who handed Og rock when Og was hungry, big time. Much awkward and embarassing, smite dumbass and call him name with mouthfull pebbles and broken teeth. Broken teeth only reason Og not bite dumbass, instead of smite.
[sub]Where vegemite and cayan pepper? Og all hungry, now.[/sub]
I swear I will never consume any bread, sliced or otherwise, if I ever make it to Nevada!
Casey1505 wrote:
Fear not young one. We don’t actually have sex with bread here in the Silver State. As prostitution is legal in Nevada the bread/sex thing is something of an inside joke. Nevada natives often use Wonder bread wrappers as condoms. We find the snug fit to be very comfortable while allowing a full “stroke”.
chicken livers?
Norinew now laughing very hard at Og. Very awkward typing while laughing very hard.
::Aside::
SandyHook, I miss Nevada! Used to go there whenever I had vacation time. (Lived In LA God forgive me). 'Just took my dog, jumped in the truck and drove around the state exploring. Found some good shit! (Antiquewise that is)
Yes, I’ve been to Reno and Vegas, but I don’t think those places are the best part of Nevada. The best of your State is that its not crowded. At all! 