Being the last poster of a thread and then it dies

Just here for the snickers and ghouls.

Hmmmm … I was sure I closed this thread some time ago. Let it go, peeps. I’ll be like a Yellow Jacket at a picnic unless you let me have the last word. :smiling_imp:

I see your yella jacket and raise you a mega jacket

I have a yellow jacket.

Yegods! That oughta kill any thread!

Not likely. A few more posts and it will be out of view.

Shhhh!

I almost forgot about this thread. Glad it’s finally dead.

Stand here in quiet reverence as we scatter its bits to the wayback machine.

Bye thread. Been nice to know you.

I have one that’s Naples Yellow

I posted to this thread back in early June. Checked back, and not only had no one replied to say they’d read my adorable story, but (yep, you guessed it) I’d killed another thread.

: : s i g h : :

Adorable?

Old Mister Johnson had troubles of his own
He had a yellow thread who wouldn’t leave its home
He tried and he tried to give the thread away
He gave it to a man goin’ far, far away.

But the thread came back the very next day
The thread came back, they thought it was a goner
But the thread came back; it just couldn’t stay away.

Now the man around the corner swore he’d kill the thread on sight
He loaded up his shotgun with nails and dynamite
He waited and he waited for the thread to come around
Ninety seven pieces of the man is all they found.

So he gave it to a man going way out West
Told him for to take it to the one he loved the best
First the train hit the curve, then it jumped the rail
Not a soul was left behind to tell the gruesome tale.

… But …

The thread came back the very next day
The thread came back, they thought it was a goner
But the thread came back; it just couldn’t stay away.

Impressive.

Like this thread’s longevity.

Encore :yellow_heart: