Best and Worst Comic Book Movies

I just saw the Dark Knight. I thought it was pretty great, especially Heath’s performance and the new Joker character in general. It got me wondering about its place among the top comic book movies. So I made a list. The great thing about “best of” lists is that almost no one ever agrees with them. I’m sure mine will be no different.

Comic book movies from best to worst:

Top 10

  1. Superman
  2. Batman (1989)
  3. Superman II: The Richard Donner Cut
  4. The Dark Knight
  5. Iron Man
  6. X-Men
  7. V for Vendetta
  8. Sin City
  9. Spider-Man
  10. American Splendor

Worst 10

  1. Fantastic Four Rise of the Silver Surfer
  2. Ghost Rider
  3. The Punisher (1989)
  4. Supergirl
  5. Elektra
  6. Tank Girl
  7. Batman and Robin
  8. Catwoman
  9. Steel
  10. Barb Wire

In Between

  1. The Incredible Hulk
  2. Spider-Man 2
  3. Batman Begins
  4. Superman II
  5. Batman Returns
  6. 300
  7. Blade
  8. Hellboy
  9. Dick Tracy
  10. Flash Gordon
  11. Men in Black
  12. The Rocketeer
  13. Hulk
  14. Batman (1966)
  15. Batman Forever
  16. The Crow
  17. From Hell
  18. X2 X-Men United
  19. Superman III
  20. Superman Returns
  21. Blade II
  22. X-Men 3: The Last Stand
  23. Richie Rich
  24. The Mask
  25. The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
  26. Popeye
  27. Howard the Duck
  28. Judge Dredd
  29. Men in Black II
  30. Spider-Man 3
  31. Daredevil
  32. Blade Trinity
  33. Fantastic Four
  34. Spawn
  35. Superman IV: The Quest for Peace
  36. Constantine
  37. The Punisher (2004)
  38. The Shadow
  39. The Phantom
  40. Alien vs. Predator

I agree with the overwhelming majority of your list, except for one entry: Tank Girl. Yes, it had rappers dressed as furry guerrilllas and the dialogue was awful. The plot was also nowhere to be found.

Still, Lori Petty attacked her role with charisma and gusto. She deserves better than to be ranked below Dolph Lundgren’s Punisher. So Tank Girl at #53, and that’s all I have to say.

X-Men 2 was better than X-Men and should be in the top 10.

Well, my “worst” list would have to include Reb Brown’s two Captain America TV movies.

The 1990 version of Captain America makes most people’s hate lists, but I actually enjoyed it. I have not yet seen the 1944 matinee serial.

When I am in the mood for lighthearted, campy fun, I can enjoy the theatrical version of the Adam West Batman. Usually, however, I put it on the “worst” list.

I didn’t love X2. I thought it rehashed the first film without adding much new except for one scene. The opening White House sequence with Nightcrawler was top to bottom cinematic awesomeness. The rest of the movie paled by comparison. Plus they pretty much reused the original plot: the bad guys have a machine powered by one special mutant and the good guys have to stop it and save the mutant. Come to think of it the third film used that premise too, except it was a drug instead of a machine.

you’ve got Superman IV way too high. As in, higher than the very bottom.

(No matter what I list I’m probably going to catch hell because of the Watchmen thread. Oh well.)

Best:

Batman Begins
Spider-Man
Punisher (2004)
X-Men
Spider-Man 3
Sin City

Worst:

Spider-Man 2
X2
X3
Superman Returns
All Batmans prior to Batman Begins
Fantastic Four
(there are lots that probably belong on this list but I’m leaving them off in the spirit of honesty because they look so bad I haven’t seen them.)

I’m not counting ones that are too far away from the super-hero genre like Ghost World, A History of Violence, etc.

They were not guerrilllas, they were kangaroos. Plus, the soundtrack kicks more ass than you want to think of. The dance number alone kicks it up higher. Wonderful B movie.

Dr. Strange (70s) and Spidey (70s) should be on the list.

Batman: Mask of the Phantasm is one of the best Batman movies ever. Are you disallowing animated movies? I don’t see the Invincibles, either.
Bulletproof Monk is missing…
A History of Violence, too. And Josie and the Pussycats. Sorry, man, but it’s a comic book.

And the blatantly missing Wanted. That’s in theaters right now!

I think they would qualify as guerrilla kangaroos. What they were not was gorillas.

And there was no mist. Too little water.

I don’t go to the movies often enough to make a comprehensive list, so I’ll just go Best and Worst.

Best: Batman.

Worst: Batman.

Same reason for both opinions: Comics are meant to be comical. The one I chose for worst is because it allowed the camel’s nose into the tent.

I hope you’re joking. This reminds me of when I was sitting in a waiting room with my grandma a few years back. She asked if I had anything to read so I handed her a copy of A Contract with God that I had with me. She read it for a few minutes and then put it down and said “I don’t get it.”

“You don’t get what,” I asked.

“Well, isn’t it supposed to be funny?

Ditto for “Maus.” Comics are a medium like any other. You can use them for just about anything. In fact one of my favorite comics growing up was “The Illustrated Bible.”

I guess they shoulda started calling them graphic novels back in 1939, then, instead of letting me think I was going to get as many chuckles out of one of those as from a copy of Richie Rich.

Among the best non-superhero comic book movies are; “American Slpendor”, “Persepolis”, “Old Boy”, and “Ghost World”.

I believe “Spider-Man 3” was a step down from “Spider-Man”'s 1 and 2.

I would place it #1.

And let’s not forget Barbarella (even if we’d like to).

I assume you’re just sticking to American cinema since if you allow Asian then they really start to fill up the list even if you just live action.

I prefer comic because it’s a word that has evolved naturally, while graphic novel* is a term that has been spread through marketing. The teeming masses would much prefer to talk about, or be caught reading, a “graphic novel” than a “comic.” Comics are for kids!

*Graphic novels do exist, but the vast majority of books that are now referred to as graphic novels are not. They’re typically comics that have been repackaged as trade paperbacks and marketed as graphic novels. Two of the most popular “graphic novels” - Watchmen and The Dark Knight Returns - are not graphic novels at all.

Sin City has to be my number one. It’s one of my favourite movies on its own merits (it wins points on pure emotional manipulation alone), and it’s an extremely faithful adaptation.

V for Vendetta is less faithful - much less - but another top movie.

Batman Begins is certainly on there, as the Batman movie I didn’t know I was waiting for.

I love all three X-Men films, the third especially. I’m not getting the dislike for it; I really should rewatch it to get it fresh in my mind and then start a thread about it.

Haven’t seen Dark Knight, have a feeling it will be on there when I do.

On the bottom ten: Well, obvious stinkers like Barb Wire and Judge Dredd. I would also have to place the first Superman movie here. I loved it as a kid, rewatched it as an adult and was shocked to find that it sucked.

Is David Copperfield a novel? The Hound of the Baskervilles? Heart of Darkness? Starship Troopers? Bonfire of the Vanities? I don’t see why being serialized prior to full-length publication disqualifies a graphic novel from being called such, given the ample precedent among “real” novels.

I do wonder why the OP included a few comic strip movies like Dick Tracy and Flash Gordon.