Amazing. The first names that popped into my mind when I read “best rhymes in song” were Tom Lehrer and W.S. Gilbert. Seems I’m not alone in making that association.
The lines quoted above from Cole Porter, for example, were quite obviously “inspired” by Gilbert & Sullivan’s The Sorcerer. The song My Name is John Wellington Wells is the single most difficult patter song in all of G&S, and includes the following lines.
You try saying that at breakneck speed.
As far as Tom Lehrer goes, he was at his most brilliant when he parodied W.S. Gilbert:
To work, a rhyme has to be of words that are appropriate for the situation. Putting a word that doesn’t fit just because it rhymes is obvious. Rhymes that have been done a million times before are pathetic, so any rhyme with “love” is a recipe for disaster. Complex rhyming schemes such as two consecutive words that rhyme with each of two later consecutive words are great if done properly.
One of my favorite Dylan tune, No Time to Think, has a lot of classic Dylan rhymes…
The empress attracts you but oppression distracts you…
I’ve seen all these decoys through a set of deep turquoise…
Stripped of all virtue as you crawl through the dirt, You…
Kizarvexius already got in with my favourite Lehrer rhyme in the ‘Clementine’ parody. So I’ll contribute another piece of Lehrer genius:
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We’ve gained notoriety,
And caused much anxiety
In the Audubon Society
With our games.
They call it impiety
And lack of propriety,
And quite a variety
Of unpleasant names.
But it’s not against any religion
To want to dispose of a pigeon.
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Billy Talent are as you’d expect from their namesake, a rather talented Emo band. But one of their best songs, IMHO, is spoiled by an awful attempted rhyme.
From Line & Sinker
Everybody needs some sympathy
Santa seemed to miss my chimney
I’m sorry, but those two words just dont rhyme, and he ends up pronouncing chimney “chim-en-ay”. Which just sounds silly.
Sting has a LOT of explaining to do about some of the police lyrics. The Police were the first thing I thought of when I saw the thread title, but unfortunately I can’t think of any others right now. The “jail ya” bit is at the top of the list, although I remember something about “Scylla and Carybdis” that got a double-whammy because it was a lame rhyme and awfully pretentious at the same time.
For now, my vote is for Freedom Williams of the C+C Music Factory:
You’re just a girl and I’m your squirrel Tryin’ to get the nut to move your butt
*Then when Hamlet killed Polonius, and the corpus was delecti,
Was the king’s excuse to send him for an English hempen necktie,
With Rosencrantz and Guildenstern to make quite sure he got there,
But Hamlet jumped the boat and put the finger straight on that pair.
When Laertes heard his dad’s killed in the bedroom in the arras,
He came running back to Elsinore tout-suite hot-foot from Paris.
When Ophelia heard her dad’s killed by the man she was to marry,
After saying it with flowers, she committed hari-kari.
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