to be continud all timre best next thging tng in season new drwho ARE YOU MY MOMMY “mr worf fire” “we must feed” who shot jr every show The Officr<<>>ything means “before RTM” - bottom line we don’t ship until due diligence. Along thos same linesm I do not bless gold until Im’ finished with the OpenGL API layer - Leopard folks agree. we have history - we don’t alpha test that shit - let’s call i experience, eh?e or Monk had some great TBC - Teeger
“Me Speak Pretty One Day” 
On mouseover I was all set to report this as spam. How peculiar.
Actually in a bizarre type of way, that’s brilliant stuff.
I think he wants us to list the best cliffhangers of all time?
then something about… Star Trek? and The Office or The Officer?
then I’m lost until Monk having some great to-be-continueds (it does? where?) and something about Natalie
I’m guessing that a) he’s on the west coast, so b) he was posting at 3am-ish after having some extended fun consuming many adult beverages.
Okay - Cliffhangers? Season Finales that make you want to tune back in in September?
ST:TNG the whole Locutus of Borg thing
Friends - season one - Rachel has feelings for Ross.
Dallas - Who Shot JR is a classic
I am waiting for next season of Scrubs - JD ad Eliot are on the bring of cheating on their very significant others
I think I’ll be back later with more
I was going to go for: a)he’s left his computer logged in and running and b)the house has been invaded by psychotic chimps.
wasn’t that in Blakes se7en wherethe sip blue up and the alien battle feet coming and the ship blew up again and they all died or MC Hammer where the bomb blew up the city and it was five years earlier. That’s the best one.
no the bst contnu is doc who he’s wayyy kool, just it old now. hope tthe mastrf dont tk vr wrl sttng what taht???
arrrg! I can’t read “text-speak”! Please use whole and real words!
I don’t think it’s textspeak as much as spam-speak the Dook…, er Morbo was using, if I’m not mistaken.
Not just Morbo (who I guessed was highly intoxicated) but Peter Morris and more specifically, Galwegian
Or is everyone in this thread wasted except me?
I thought the premise of listing your favorite end of season clffhangers was fun - but that doesn’t seem to be where this is going. (partly my fault, but hey!)
Shoehorn butterhorse!
Me too. Then I saw 8 people had already posted and I wanted to see what all the fun was about.
You know how They say you should follow your instincts? Yeah, not so much. Rather disappointing this time.
Either we’re being whooshed, or the OP (and a few others) are foregoing the revolutionary inventions that are punctuation and regularized spelling. I’m guessing the former.
Sledge Hammer: This episode will end with a cliffhanger that will keep the audience glued to their seats until the next season, thereby ensuring that there will be a next season. (Then they proceed to destroy the city.)
“I have a truly marvelous demonstration of this proposition which this margin is too small to contain.”
-Pierre de Fermat, 1637
Exactly.
“…we don’t alpha test that shit…”
Was that a Samuel L. Jackson line from Pulp Fiction?
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