Best cocaine lines

“Some get a kick from cocaine.
I’m sure that if I took even one sniff
That would bore me terrific’ly too” - Cole Porter
“She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie
Cocaine” - J. J. Cale

Early one mornin’ while making the rounds
I took a shot of cocaine and I shot my woman down
Went right home and I went to bed
I stuck that lovin’ .44 beneath my head

  • Johnny Cash
    (although I’ll admit to being a heretic and liking Hank Williams III’s version better)

The ones made out of Ajax in that Cheech and Chong movie.

When the attorney spills the cocain vial in the car at the beginning of “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas”:
“Did you see what God just did to us, man?”

“I knew it, you’re a fucking NARC!”

When Gary Busey revealed in Maxim how his bags o’ blow fell out of his windbreaker upon coming inside, only to have his dog roll around in the powder. He ended up sniffing it out of the carpet and his dog’s back.

Woody Allen scattered many potentially great lines with his sneeze in Annie Hall.

“Driving that train, high on cocaine,
Trouble ahead, trouble behind,
And you know that notion just crossed my mind.”
That’s what I get for growing up in Boulder…

At the end of one of Jackson Brown’s songs (I believe):

“You have to take more of it or less of it.”

White Line Fever – Merle Haggard

I’ve been smokin’ dope, snortin’ coke, tryin’ to write a song.
Forgetin’ every thing I know 'till the next line comes along.

– Lonesome LA Cowboy, New Riders of the Purple Sage (Panama Red Album)

Robin Williams: Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money.

I got cocaine
Runnin’ around my brain

  • Dillinger

[Mia Wallace]I said god DAMN!!![/M.W.]

You stole mine!

“A knife, a fork, a bottle, and a cork…”
This maddness
Is sweeter than cocaine
takes control of my brain

Lords of Acid - Take Control
I smell your sweat on my skin
Breakfast in Vegas on cocaine and gin

Praga Kahn - Breakfast in Vegas
Were the friends weighed for me
the white fairy stretches her bow
she shoots into the face of my worries
and on the two halves breaks
the father of all mirrors

Rammstein - Cocaine (translated)

We went insane when we took cocaine - The Tom Tom Club

If you want to hang out
you gotta take her out
If you want to get down
down on the ground
She don’t lie
She don’t lie
She don’t lie

J.J. Cale

Ooh I thought of another one!

Snortin’ whiskey and drinkin’ cocaine
We’re snortin’ whiskey and drinkin’ cocaine
I got this feeling I’m gonna drive that girl insane.

Snortin’ Whiskey - Pat Travers

Another Robin Williams line, delivered in the persona of a Peruvian indian chief:

“Cocaine is our gift to the white man for what he did to us.”

Come, my baby
Dressed in white
Hey, baby
Won’t you stay the night

All around my brain

  • Cocaine Blues Luke Jordan (performed by Nick Drake)