Inspired by this thread on '80s cartoon themes — I have been struck quite a bit by how hilarious the theme songs are to a lot of cartoons on Nickelodeon and the Disney Channel.
*There’s 104 days of summer vacation
And school comes along just to end it
So the annual problem for our generation
Is finding a good way to spend it
Like maybe…
Building a rocket
Or fighting a mummy
Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Discovering something that doesn’t exist (Hey! )
Or giving a monkey a shower
Surfing tidal waves
Creating nanobots
Or locating Frankenstein’s brain (It’s over here! )
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(Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence! )* Tuff Puppy is also good:
*Dudley Puppy was a plain ol’ mutt! (Plain ol’ mutt!)
He’d scratch and dig and then he’d chew his butt! (Chew his butt!) *
Spongebob has been a long-time favorite. One time I sang it over the PA at Shoe Carnival to get a $5 off coupon!
Assuming we’re not limited to children’s cartoons…
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
*My name is…
Shake Zula
The mic rula
The old schoola
You wanna trip? I’ll bring it to ya
Frylock and I’m on top
rock you like a cop
Meatwad you up next with your knock knock
Meatwad make the money see
Meatwad get the honeys G
Drivin in my car
livin like a star
Ice on my fingers and my toes and I’m a taurus
Cause we are the Aqua teens
Make the homies say OH and the girlies wanna scream
Cause we are the Aqua teens
Make the homies say OH and the girlies wanna scream
It always irritates me that my favorite character, Frylock, gets two measly lines in the intro. He’s on top, he’ll rock you like a cop, then it’s Meatwad’s turn.
My husband and I enjoy arguing about the words in the outro. Even though it’s clearly “Dancing is forbidden,” he insists it is “I’ve damp fingerpuppets.”
And with that, I bring you the most brutal of cartoon theme songs:
Dethklok, Dethklok, Dethklok, Dethklok
I’ll…teach you…who…rock…
Dethklok, Dethklok
Skwisgaar Skwigelf, taller than a tree
Toki Wartooth, not a bumblebee
William Murderface, Murderface, Murderface
Pickles, the drummer, doodley-doo, ding-dong doodley, doodley-doo
Nathan Explosion