Another Soupy Sales gag - He’s trying to teach one of the characters the alphabet.
They are reading from a board of letters and naming the letter. They both agree with everything until the letter F comes up. Soupy says, “F” and the character says “K”. Soupy says, “No, this is a K. try again.” He shows an F, the character says K. Finally Soupy says, “I don’t know what’s wrong with you. Every time I see F You See K.”
Or something to that effect. I don’t remember the exact setup.
Thanks, Seer of Auras.
“I never drink. . .wine.” Dracula 1931.
“That’s okay. Nobody’s perfect.”
Joe E. Brown, “Some Like it Hot”
(you need to see the scene to really get it)
Tim
“My hovercraft is full of eels.”
“Niiiiiiice beaver!”
“Thanks, I’ve just had it stuffed.”
Cracks me up every time.
From “Young Frankenstein”
Dr. Frankenstein (looking at large door knockers): What knockers!
Inga: Oh, thank you doctor!
Blazing Saddles
Compare a swinging tush to the pendulum of a grandfather clock.
“The large print givith, and the small print taketh away.”
Tom Waites, “Step Right Up”
Mae West: “Is that your gun or are you just glad to see me?” (while dancing with an undercover cop) Maybe it’s a UL. I dunno.
You are unique - Just like everone else.