racinchikki
Praytell what gov’t issued the card registering your friend as a lethal weapon?
If you get a look at the card, does it have a Battle Creek, Michigan address on it?
Does that line of bullshit get him laid, or what?
Not a clue. Only know him peripherally. Heard the story during speech class. Can’t vouch for it one way or the other.
i’m a registered lethal weapon. as a matter of fact, you have to have a special permit just to hang out with me. 
My mamma was a pistol, I’m a son of a gun.