Best First Lines in SF

Great last lines make you remember a story, great first lines make you want to read it. Some of my favorites are posted below. Have fun guessing and post your own.

  • “To you, the third-level intellect who has been guided to this imperishable container and who is able to break the Seal and to read this tape, and to your fellows, greetings.”*

“There are dragons in the twin’s vegetable garden”

The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.
(note that this line is now outdated: To a whole generation, a television, tuned to a dead channel is a very pretty shade of blue) :eek:

<Character’s name> played by ear, which would have been all right if he had been a musician–but he was a scientist.

It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen.

It walked in the woods.
It was never born. It existed.

According to their biographies, Destiny’s favored children had their lives planned out from scratch. Napoleon was figuring how to rule France when he was a barefoot boy in Corsica, Alexander the Great much the same, and Einstein was muttering equasions in his cradle.
Maybe so. Me, I just muddled along.

This is my favorite book in the whole world, although I have never read it.

A burning woman stalks the streets. Ten stories tall, her naked body a whirling holocaust of fire.

“It is blood, Doctor?”

The Axe Boy lived downstairs.

The Deliverator belongs to an elite order, a hallowed subcategory.

Fenris

Neuromancer, William Gibson.

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It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen.

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1984, the author of which for some bizarre reason I can’t remember. (Someone kill me now, before I get any worse.)

Mine:

There was a wall.

Preview is my friend…

::AHEM::

1984, the author of which for some bizarre reason I can’t remember. (Someone kill me now, before I get any worse.)

Mine:

There was a wall.

You guys are going to wear me out. I stayed up an extra couple of hours last night contemplating first lines in this thread by uniball:

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=49454

I guess I was the only one interested, but some of those lines I would like answers to!

“<Character’s name> played by ear, which would have been all right if he had been a musician–but he was a scientist.”

I know this one!!! Arrrrgh! Give me a minute…
“It walked in the woods.
It was never born. It existed.”

I answered this one on the other thread.

Only Neil Stephenson possesses that kind of wit. Snow Crash

versus

Didn’t say it had to be print media. :slight_smile:

Well, I got home and went right to to shelf to see if this was indeed “Lewis Padget” as I had been thinking. Bingo. Time Locker. I’ll never get any of the others. No bells at all. Please post answers, as I am curious to know if I’ve read any of the works. Probably not, especially if they drift into anything more recent than the early 60s.

Those are from:
A Wind In the Door

1984

The Princess Bride
Here’s one of my own:

“A curious custom,” said the Barbarian, “to cut off your king’s head every five years. I wonder your throne finds any takers.”
Zev Steinhardt

Correct, it’s one of only 5 Gallagher stories by Lewis (Moore and Kuttner) Padgett. Dammit, I wish they’d written more!

Answers will be posted, but probably not 'till Thursday. That gives couple of days for people to guess. (and, like I said, post their own).

Fenris

I can’t think of any!

George Orwell wrote 1984, BTW.

Got one!

“The sign on the wall seemed to quaver under a film of sliding warm water. <name> felt his eyelids blink over his stare, and the sign burned in this momentary darkness:
<text of sign>”

Oh, THANK YOU! I never did manage to remember it, but refused to look it up. ^__^;

Are you sure? I thought it was Eric Blair! :smiley:

::ducks for cover::

Zev Steinhardt

That’s Robert Heinlein, Time for the Stars.

Here’s one:

“You see, I had this space suit.”

I didn’t mean to shoot the cat.

Telempath, by Spider Robinson

In a book I just bought, I found one of the greatest first lines I’ve ever read. I have no idea if the rest of the story holds up to this line, but this line alone is worth the price of the book:
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Once upon a time, when men and women hurtled throught air on metal wings, when they wore webbed feet and walked on the bottom of the sea, learning the speech of whales and the songs of the dolphins, when pearly-fleshed and jewelled apparitions of Texan herdsman and houris shimmered in the dusk on Nicaraguan hillsides, when folk in Norway and Tasmania in dead of winter could dream of fresh straberries, dates, and passionfruits and find them spread next morning on their tables, there was a woman who was largely irrelevant, and therefore happy.*

If the rest of the story is as good as this opening line, I’ve got a new addition to my “all-time favorites” list.

Fenris

Don’t you dare call him that!

Well, if 1984 if SF, then this is:

“A screaming comes across the sky.”

But, but…

That’s actually from Spider Robinson’s “By Any Other Name,” which I expound upon in this thread: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=41970. Did he expand it or something? I must look into that…

“There was a wall” is LeGuin’s Dispossessed

“It walked in the woods” is Sturgeon’s “It,” the granddaddy of all “the thing” stories.

I’m just guessing, I’ve never read it but…

“Gravity’s Rainbow” by Thomas Pynchon?

I asked for it at a book store and pronounced the name ‘pine-khun’. The girl at the counter looked at me liked I was the dumbest shit-sack ever to crawl the earth. “The name is pin-shawn, and we don’t have it.”

Answers, for those who’re interested:

  • “To you, the third-level intellect who has been guided to this imperishable container and who is able to break the Seal and to read this tape, and to your fellows, greetings.”*
    Children of the Lens, E.E. “Doc” Smith

“There are dragons in the twin’s vegetable garden”
A Wind in the Door, Madyline L’Engle

The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.
Neuromancer, William Gibson

Gallagher played by ear, which would have been all right if he had been a musician–but he was a scientist.
The Proud Robot, Lewis (Kuttner and Moore) Padgett

It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen.
1984, George Orwell

It walked in the woods.
It was never born. It existed.

It, Theodore Sturgeon

According to their biographies, Destiny’s favored children had their lives planned out from scratch. Napoleon was figuring how to rule France when he was a barefoot boy in Corsica, Alexander the Great much the same, and Einstein was muttering equasions in his cradle.
Maybe so. Me, I just muddled along.

Time For the Stars, Robert Heinlein

This is my favorite book in the whole world, although I have never read it.
Princess Bride, William Goldman and S. Morgenstern

A burning woman stalks the streets. Ten stories tall, her naked body a whirling holocaust of fire.
Metropolitan, Walter Jon Williams

“It is blood, Doctor?”
The Unpleasant Profession of Jonathan Hoag, Robert Heinlein

The Axe Boy lived downstairs.
Bones of the Moon, Johnathon Carroll

The Deliverator belongs to an elite order, a hallowed subcategory.
Snow Crash, Neal Stephanson

Fenris **
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