Best fishing lines


I caught a fish as big as a car …

… door …

… handle …

You grab a line, I’ll grab a pole, hunny.
You grab a line, I’ll grab a pole, babe.
You grab a lone, I’ll grab a pole, we’ll meet down by the crawdad hole.
Hunny, babe, be mine.

“Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish and he drinks for the rest of his life.”

Jeff Foxworthy: If you’ve ever been too drunk to fish, you might be a redneck.

Robert Earl Keen’s Five Pound Bass.

C’mon, get in the boat, fish. C’mon, get in the boat. fish, fish! - Strong Bad

“Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it”

Rodney Dangerfield

Hey baby, spawn here often?

I like 20-pound test line.


Two guys out in a boat fishing. The guy in the back lights a stick of dynamite, tosses it in the water, waits for the explosion, then nets the stunned fish off the top of the water. The guy in the front says, “What the hell you doing? Isn’t that illegal?”. The guy and in back lights another stick of dynamite, hands it to the guy in the front and says, “You going to fish or you going to talk?”.

(Calvin is standing at the pond, holding out a bucket.)

Calvin: HERE FISH!


Calvin: They must know that one.

Here fishy fishy fishy.

Ain’t no nookie like Chinookie!

There fish. There castle.

[sub]Sorry, I thought you wanted to talk this way.[/sub]