What?
That’s exactly what I thought, Skeezix. I was going to offer this one from Punch Drunk Love:
“Shut up! SHUT THE FUCK UP! Shut up! Shut, shut, shut, shut, SHUT UP!”
So, in other words, you’re trying tell me that right now might not be the optimal time to launch a “Best Reverend Lovejoy Lines” thread over in Cafe Society?
How about I pour you a nice warm glass of shut the hell up?
Daniel
not sure if that’s how it really goes
No, it’s “How’s about a tall, frosty mug of SHUT THE FUCK UP ?”
D’oh! Thanks!
Daniel
I like the thread I thought I was opening.
“If what you have to say is so important, why am I not listening?”
“We all have something to contribute to this discussion. What you have to contribute is silence.” – Bender, Futurama.
Oh wait, that was a quote…
gets ritually flogged with a wet penguin
I apologize. When I started the ‘Best Grocery Store Checkout Lines’ thread I contemplated putting it in The Pit as a satire, but I’m not entirely sure what happened there. Next thing I know, Cafe Society was even more out of control.
Please have mercy on me.
It could be worse, all those threads could be about Yu-Gi-Oh.
Hey! 
[forms sign of the evil eye, points it in Tars’ direction]
Don’t even think that. Ever.
So, it’s you we have to thank for all of this!
[sub]Look, I’ve got to spread around the blame here just a little bit.[/sub]
“Ned, have you ever considered joinig one of the other major religions? We’re all pretty much the same.”
:d&r:
Best chow lines.
Best water lines.
Best parallel lines that never meet no matter how far you go into infinity and shit.
Best linebackers.
Best linotypers
Best lions.