Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Animal Crackers:
I wish I were back in the jungle where men are monkeys.
At the Circus:
(Eve Arden, the bad guy’s moll, stuffs the $10,000 Groucho is after, into the front of her dress top.)
GROUCHO (to the camera): There must be some way to get that money back without getting in trouble with the Hays office!
Go West
(In the saloon, again: Lulubelle [June McClory], Red Baxter’s moll, approaches Groucho.)
GROUCHO: Lulubelle! I didn’t recognize you standing up!
Duck Soup:
MRS. TEASDALE: I have taken it upon myself to make an effort to prevent this war.
GROUCHO: It’s too late. I’ve already paid a month’s rent on the battlefield.
Room Service:
CHICO: How d’ya like-a that! Just because he [Harpo] owes six months’-a rent, they throw-a him outta his place!
GROUCHO: Well, six dollars is six dollars!
Horse Feathers:
(In classroom; Groucho holds pointer and touches its other end to the rear end of a horse in a wall chart.)
GROUCHO: That reminds me–I haven’t seen my son all day.
A Day at the Races:
(Mrs. Upjohn and Whitmore introduce the sanitarium staff to Groucho.)
WILMERDING: Johns Hopkins, 1922.
GROUCHO: Dodge Brothers, late '29.
Groucho Live at Carnegie Hall:
“I knew a prostitute that commuted from Minniapolis to St. Paul, She was known as the Tail from Two Cities.”