“Baravelli, you’ve got the brain of a four-year-old child, and I bet he was mighty glad to get rid of it.”
“You know you haven’t stopped talking for a moment since I came here? You must’ve been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.”
“I’ll meet you tonight, under the moon.
Tonight, tonight, when the clouds are creeping around the moon, I’ll be creeping around you.
I can see it now, you and the moon. You wear a necktie so I’ll know you.”
[sub]paraphrased becuase it’s been years since I’ve seen whichever movie this comes from[/sub]
“Hold me. Closer, closer, closer.”
“If I were and closer I’d be behind you.”
I love the Marx Brothers’ early Paramount films: but at MGM, they made Harpo into a harmless little faun, Groucho became avuncular, and they threw in Cute Singing Lovers no one cared about . . . And don’t even get me started about how MGM stole sexy, feisty Jeanette MacDonald from Paramount, sewed her vagina shut and stuck in in those operettes with Dudley Do-Right!
“This morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.”
Is my Aunt Minnie in here?
I never forget a face - but in your case I’m willing to make an exception.
Hey you! I told you to slow that nag down. On account of you, I nearly heard the opera!
“The pig an unclean animal? Why, the pig is the cleanest animal there is–except my father, of course.”
Groucho after being handed a bill at a restaurant:
“18.53? That’s outrageous!”
(Hands it to his female dinner partner)
“If I were you, I wouldn’t pay it!”
"Whatever it is, I’m against it! "
(which could be my personal motto, to bad I can’t find a Latin translator for this. [sub]hint hint [/sub]
“I could dance with you till the cows come home. On second thought, I’d rather dance with the cows when you came home.”
And two hard-boiled eggs.
“I’ll teach you to kick me.”
“You don’t have to – I already know how.” [Kick]
“Room Service? Send up a larger room!”
“I love sitting on your lap. I could sit here all day if you didn’t stand up.”
Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. Inside a dog, it’s too dark to read!
“The party of the first part…”
Your eyes, they shine like the seat of my blue serge pants.
“Anybody want to buy a duck?”
I love my cigar, but I take it outta mouth once in a while.
“That’s not a reflection on you - it’s on the pants.”
“You try to cross over there a chicken, and you’ll find out why a duck. It’s deep water, that’s why a duck.”