Best jukebox track for picking up a bar?

I’ve seen Buffet’s “Why Don’t We get Drunk and Screw” do amazing things to a mellow bar crowd.

I Wanna Rock and Roll All Night by KISS

“Paradise by the Dashboard Light” was always a favorite for me and my friends.

I would go with something a little more modern. Probably this.

Forgive me if it’s been mentioned before, but I’m not clicking on unlabelled Youtube links just to see what’s behind them.

But it’s definitely Mental As Anything’s “Too Many Times”

Also I Feel Good. And check out those moves.

Outkast’s Hey Ya is another picker upper.

Smells Like Teen Spirit If that song doesn’t get some heads bouncing, you shouldn’t be drinking at the morgue.

For picking up an entire bar? It’d have to be “Grazing in the Grass” by Friends of Distinction. The song contains a subliminal message - which is repeated thirty times - consisting of a voice whispering “everybody here needs to fuck me.” I played it once on the jukebox at the Crazy Horse, and the next morning I woke up in a wood-paneled, green-carpeted rec room, surrounded by nude bodies.

Apparently I have issues. :dubious:

Steppenwolf - Born to be wild would be a good choice.

Tear the roof off the sucker - Parliment Funkadelic. I’d link it, but I think youtube shut down all the Warner.

Pics, or it didn’t happen.

Free For All - Nugent

Werewolves of London. Just get everybody howling.

No love for “Sweet Caroline”? The original drunk singalong song?

Depending on the crowd, here are a few recent jukebox successes:

Cameo - “Word Up”
Jamiroquai - “Canned Heat”

Primus - “Winona’s Big Brown Beaver”
Bush - “The Chemicals Between Us”

Vampire Weekend - “A-Punk”
Kaiser Chiefs - “Never Miss a Beat”

The Ramones - “The KKK Took My Baby Away”
Bad Religion - “Infected”

Smash Mouth - “Walking on the Sun”
Cake - “I Will Survive”

Simian Mobile Disco - “Hustler”
David Guetta - “Love Is Gone”

Cypress Hill - “Rock Superstar”
Beastie Boys - “Pass The Mic”

GREAT choices!! I don’t know Simian Mobile Disco, but if it is good as your other choices, I really have to!

Isn’t the original drunk singalong, “We are poor little lambs who have lost our way, baa, baa, baa”? (Hic!)

Thanks! I have more, but didn’t want to overdo it. If I’m making jukebox selections, I try to think of good songs that people may have forgotten. I’m a wannabe DJ, but just don’t have the time or work ethic. So I’m relegated to jukebox selections, which are generally limited. The Simian Mobile Disco song was one I discovered while surfing my digital TV music channels and was lucky to find on the jukebox at my regular after-work bar.

“Boom Boom,” John Lee Hooker

For context: John Lee Hooker, Boom Boom.

If I really want to shake the place up, Gay Bar by the Electric Six.