That biography was total BULLSHIT! If you want the scoop on me you should read, SEXY AND CONFIDANT The Autobiography of Ophanim. It tells about my lifes trials, and how I won my way over a slight rash when I was four, to become the overtly sexual “Guess” model I am today. Thrill at my induction to Harvard, Marvel at my descriptions of my own groin bulge, Listen in quiet awe as I tell you of my thrilling bout in the 1994 Olympics and how I won nearly every U.S. gold metal. It’s on newsstands now from Bantan Books!
Ophanim
Not Voted, **Coolest, Dumbest, Happiest, Drunkest, Surliest, Gayest, Most Godly, or anything else! ** Damn you all to HELL!
May I extend this topic to include full sentences? {b]Odieman** got me to thinking about John Irving. A Widow For One Year had a great closing sentence, one that tied the whole book together.
“Don’t cry honey,” Marion told her only daughter. “It’s just Eddie and me.”
Oh it is perfect. Go read the book.
(And Odie, I hate to pick, but the last word of Garp is cases. We are all terminal cases.)
You’d think that Superman would be a good person to invite to a barbecue but trust me, he’s not. I mean, sure he can cook the hot dogs fast with his heat vision, but they all taste of charred eye boogers.
Sorry, NickyLarson I was doing it from memory and I was debating the last s or not. I have to agree that “A Widow for One Year” is one of John Irving’s best books. I think the easiest way to come up with a great last word is that it has to be attached to a great last sentence, so I think I can live with your indulgence.
Keith
