Best Monty Python Sketch

That was an inspired guess. :wink:

The Dead Parrot, hands down. It is after all, the source of the one and only quote MPFC has in Bartlett’s Familiar Quotations. The one ending on “this is a dead parrot!” of course.

I voted for the Fresh Fruit sketch, but really it’s a tie between Fresh Fruit, the Argument Clinic, the Hungarian Phrasebook, and the Funniest Joke in the World.

Don’t you mean “dog kennels”?

I was tempted to adopt this as my screen name but I thought better of it.

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Shodan Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm

Can anybody, saying this aloud, get further than five or six names into it? I don’t know how the hell they did this sketch…

How Not To Be Seen
It has mindless violence, explosions, and a Gumby in it, as an added benefit, it actually teaches the viewer a useful lesson, how not to be seen

A Theory on Brontosauruses

I “fourth” Upper-Class Twit of the Year, and I voted for the Argument Clinic.

I wish we had Argument Clinics, to teach people how to make their arguments rational and succinct.

I personally like the Science Fiction Sketch (the one with the Scotsmen, Wimbledon and Blancmonges).

I also really like the Hell’s Grannies, Camel Spotting, and You’re No Fun Anymore.

No, you don’t.

Behold!: If I had a Monty Python username, it would be.... - Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share - Straight Dope Message Board

Oh, god, Not again. <sings> And did those feet in ancient times…

Look, it’s people like you what causes unrest!

No, it isn’t!

My nipples exploded with delight as I voted for the Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook sketch, although it was like picking the cutest puppy–they’re ALL so cute!!

Ow.

The poor Hungarian also wandered into the Spam sketch and got thrown out of the cafe.

Crunchy Frog - me too.

“If we took the bones out if wouldn’t be crunchy, would it?”

They (less the ex Chapman) got together yesterday. A Night of Round Table With Monty Python - The New York Times

That’s because you’ve never seen it performed by Nigerian 419 scammers.

I also am fond of the “Fish License” bit, and in fact taught it to my cousin when he was about 6 years old. We now spend much of Thanksgiving dinner giggling at each other, wondering when someone is going to bust out with “How did you know my name is Eric?” or “I AM NOT A LOONEY!”

Voted for “Parrot Sketch,” though, since “Fish License” wasn’t on the list. Love me some Michael Palin. He is an halibut.