That’s cool, but how do you keep the diamonds in the chickens?
Ooh, or do what George de Hevesy did to hide a couple of gold Nobel Prizes from the Nazis in WWII. Dissolve the gold in acid and just leave the jar out in the open. Nobody’s going to steal a big jar of nasty looking chemicals. Be sure to have the means to precipitate the gold out when you need it.
Trust me, you don’t want to delve into the GLD conspiracy theories. Working customer service for them must be miserable. Can you imagine gold bugs calling up and demanding to know in which vault and location ‘their’ gold is stored in.
Done.
I have a 2-drawer floor safe that is fireproof. If anyone was to try to steal it, they’d need to bring at least two others to help lift it. Didn’t cost all that much, either. But I just kept my coins in a chest in the bedroom. There was about $15K in gold, silver and collectibles in it, and I just refused to worry about it. Sold it all some years ago.
Then chill out. As you seem to have done. Excellent.
I looked into getting a safe once. A little research convinced me that the personal safes you see at Home Depot or Walmart are basically useless. They look like a safe but are not much more secure than a locked filing cabinet. Most can be typically be broken open with a pry bar or even a large screwdriver.
Real safes are heavy and expensive. They’re so heavy that they are difficult to place on anything other than a concrete slab. For people who unwisely choose to place one of these on an upper floor in a house, issues with this include the difficulty of moving it into place, the fact that it likely violates typical allowable floor loads for residential construction, and last but not least, the fact that one way burglars defeat them is by prying them off the floor with crow bars (if they are bolted in place) and pushing them down a flight of stairs. You can only imagine the damage that results to your house.
Also, if you have a safe in your house, that’s what will attract the attention of any burglars. They figure that all of your valuables are concentrated in that one place. In fact, if word gets out that you have a safe in your house, that fact alone can make your house a target.
There is no crime where I live and I’ve got vast quantities of nice hiding places.
Send it to me.
Actually, I cannot chill out as the chickens have commandeered my chair. 
Surgically implanted diamonds!
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You’re right. The safe was a decoy. The coins are in the pantry, buried in a bag of flour.
Many years ago my dad kept over $20k in gold coins in an empty paint can stored among several dozen other paint cans in his basement shop. I knew which it was, but the coins eventually got moved to a deposit box, before ultimately being sold and the proceeds given to his grand kids. Nice windfall for them.
My MIL had a few gold coins from her family. They were from the time of the Civil war. Not at all in mint condition or anything. But the gold was valuable. She wanted them buried with her. And they were.
I wouldn’t have done it.
When they were closing the casket on my Daddy I took his wedding ring off his finger. My sibs were not happy about it. I didn’t care, still don’t. It’s been on my hand ever since.
She sounds like a remarkable woman. Where is her grave, exactly, so I can place some flowers on it?
I would use a safety deposit box but if banks go belly-up and things turn to total shit ---------- I do have a percentage of my crap/stash/bug-out-funds in the battery compartments of a couple old radios. Nothing anyone would steal or even really look at.
It’s genetic; my Dad did the same thing. Which meant when he died we had to go through everything. :smack:
We actually have a small cemetary on our land. Yes in Arkansas you can get a permit to bury on your property.
Find me and you find her grave.
He wouldn’t have to. I broke into my own sentry safe with a crowbar in less than 10 minutes. Honestly, an inconspicuous space is probably safer than a conspicuous safe that’s anywhere below the $1000 mark.
At best, you’re only gonna hit two studs. I can cut through them, without ‘extensive’ demolition, with a Sawzall in under five minutes.
CMC fnord!
Not as far as I know. A while back I looked into renting one and the only bank in my area which had them available also offered to insure the contents, but in that case you had to declare them; not in detail, just the same way that you give an estimate or the contents of your house before you get home insurance.
Impressive, but you had
A) a crowbar, and
B) time.
Most random intruders aren’t going to arrive with a crowbar, and most don’t want to linger in a place they aren’t supposed to be; they tend to stick around just long enough to grab a few valuable things they can cram into their pockets.