Best opening lines of a new TV pilot

[dasmoocher]

I just started re-watching The Wire and had to laugh at these lines right before the intro credits:

Det. James ‘Jimmy’ McNulty: I got to ask you. If every time Snot Boogie would grab the money and run away, why’d you even let him in the game?

Snot Boogie’s Friend: What?

Det. James ‘Jimmy’ McNulty: If Snot Boogie always stole the money, why’d you let him play?

Snot Boogie’s Friend: Got to. It’s America, man.

“It’s America”

Other good openers that set the hook for a series you watched?