[QUOTE=lieu]
Richard Burton and Deborah Kerr in Night of the Iguana.
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And Deborah Kerr and Yul Brynner in The King and I. Ooooh, hot hot hot.
Miss Kitty and Marshal Dillon in Gunsmoke
Alan Ladd and Jean Arthur in Shane
[QUOTE=pinkfreud]
I doubt that Sherlock Holmes ever got it on with Irene Adler. I bet Holmes would have been great in bed (although undoubtedly he would have smoked afterwards).
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Irene Adler. Ha! Holmes and Watson were the couple in that series!
Ernie and Bert.
Norm and Cliffie.
Fred and Barney.
Wilma and Betty.
Edina and Patsy.
Laverne and Shirley.
[QUOTE=The Punkyova]
Li Mu Bai and Yu Shu Lien from Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. No question. They love each other, they respect each other, they live their lives at a very high moral standard, and he dies telling her he loves her, rather than going to Buddhist heaven. Nothing else comes close.
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This gets my vote.
Uh, surely it’s Romeo & Juliet.
[QUOTE=Skald the Rhymer]
I’m going to say this one more time:
FRODO AND SAM WERE NOT IN LOVE!!!
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Sam was in love with Rosie Cotton. RO-SIE COT-TON.
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I have to disagree. It is very strongly shown (quite clearly in the film version) that Sam and Frodo had a very deep platonic love for each other.
[QUOTE=Shalmanese]
Uh, surely it’s Romeo & Juliet.
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Didn’t they consumate?
[QUOTE=Shalmanese]
Uh, surely it’s Romeo & Juliet.
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“Unconsummated?” R & J? Those two got married, spent the night together, and humped like weasels before Romeo split for Padua.
If they didn’t, I’m remembering it wrong.
[QUOTE=DianaG]
If they didn’t, I’m remembering it wrong.
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Which was of course in response to Rocketeer. Note to self: type faster!
I see we’ve moved from unrequited love to straight-up slash pairings. So to keep with the spirit:
Murtaugh & Riggs (Lethal Weapon)
Clarice Starling & Hannibal Lecter (Silence of the Lambs…sorry, Hannibal don’t count.)
Jack Crawford & Hannibal Lecter (Manhunter/Red Dragon)
Capt. John Miller & Pvt. James Francis Ryan
Vince & Jules (Pulp Fiction)
Mr. Pink, Mr. Blonde, Mr. White, Mr. Blue & Mr. Brown in a circle with Nice Guy Eddie as the “pinion head” (Reservoir Dogs)
Marge Simpson & Moe the bartender
Marge Simpson & Ned Flanders
Marge Simpson & Barney the drunk (and so on…)
Ron Weasley & Hermione Granger (so far)
Tom Sawyer & Huckleberry Finn
Jack, Ralph & Piggy from Lord of the Flies
uhh…maybe I should stop now. 
[QUOTE=Mahaloth]
J.D. and Turk.
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Who?
Archie and Veronica. She was just using him, anyway.
[QUOTE=Antinor01]
I have to disagree. It is very strongly shown (quite clearly in the film version) that Sam and Frodo had a very deep platonic love for each other.
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We Rhymers don’t acknowledge the existence of that film, for, if it had existed, it would surely have sucked eggs. ;j
Those of you who insist on referring to it are clearly madmen. Madwomen. Madpersons. Whatever.
[QUOTE=Skald the Rhymer]
We Rhymers don’t acknowledge the existence of that film, for, if it had existed, it would surely have sucked eggs. ;j
Those of you who insist on referring to it are clearly madmen. Madwomen. Madpersons. Whatever.
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We prefer Mentally Atypical Persons. 
A strictly platonic one: Eric (the narrator) and Katz in All Quiet on the Western Front. The scene where they’re roasting the goose…
[QUOTE=Honey]
Perry Mason and Della Street.
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In the books they’re more of a couple. He even kinda proposed once, but she turned him down because she didn’t want to be stuck at home while he was out solving cases. Figured they’d be closer the way it was.
[QUOTE=Skald the Rhymer]
Well, of course I noticed the thread title. I’m the OPer.
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pwn3d! 
Rick & Sam from Casablanca
[QUOTE=Clockwork And Candy]
Frodo and Sam from The Lord of the Rings
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Slash is nice, but let’s not confuse it with the work it is based on.
[QUOTE=DianaG]
But what about Angel and Wesley? I’d say Angel and Spike, but apparently they were intimate, that one time.
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Once again, slash is nice, but … 
[QUOTE=The New and Improved Superman]
Irene Adler. Ha! Holmes and Watson were the couple in that series!
Ernie and Bert.
Norm and Cliffie.
Fred and Barney.
Wilma and Betty.
Edina and Patsy.
Laverne and Shirley.
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What’s this? Slash slush?