The Tooth Fairy murders.
Lex Luthor, Mum-Ra, Skeletor, and Cobra Commander (I think) carpooling to work. “Behold the power of my breakfast burrito!”
The Unicorns, Minotaurs, and Dragons are late for the Arc.
“I hope you can swim and breath water, like us, a merman and mermaid.”
[The dragon chomps off the mermaid’s head]
“I hope you can asexually reproduce, [del]asshole[/del] BEEP!”
I don’t think I was the only one try to remember this skit.
“It’s ‘Fumbles’…it was always ‘Fumbles.’”
“What is your degree in, poetry?”
For short and sweet that one is at the top of my list.
I kind of like the turtle ones, but just because I like turtles lol.
For longer sketch I might go for Luke vs Vader on the Bespin platform. (“That’s… highly improbable…”)
My favorite was one of the real quickies - you see people running, screaming in terror over this hill, followed by this giant insane sun maniacally growling “Two scoops! Two scoops!!” as he scoops up the unlucky ones and tosses them willy nilly. I laughed so hard I 'bout fell off the couch.
I love that Seth Green and I grew up in the same era and watched the same commercials.
Sailor Moon is hot.
So is Queen Beryl.
Anime is weird.
Ass-Pirates of the Caribbean. “It’s like that Johnny Depp movie . . . but even gayer!”