Here’s the thread winner, the finest one-minute jingle ever written:
I never appreciated the clever lyrics and incredible polyphony when I was a kid, of course. I hadn’t thought of it in decades, and then I heard it performed live at a small club (I can’t for the life of me remember by whom). The audience went nuts and made them do it over.
I especially love the second half of the second verse.
Snap, what a happy sound!
Snap is the happiest sound I’ve found.
You may clap, rap, tap, slap but
Snap… makes the world go round!
Snap, Crackle, Pop, Rice Krispies!
I say it’s crackle, the crispy sound.
You gotta have crackle or the clock’s not wound.
Geese cackle, feathers tickle,
Belts buckle, beets pickle,
But crackle… makes the world go round!
Snap, Crackle, Pop, Rice Krispies!
I insist that pop’s the sound.
The best is missed unless pop’s around.
You can’t stop hoppin’ when the cereal’s poppin’,
Pop… makes the world go round!
Snap, Crackle, Pop, Rice Krispies!