I don’t think I’ve laughed this hard when checking my email in a very long time. How is it possible that these people aren’t multimillionaires, what with their computer skills and ability to connect with people emotionally?
Oh noes! Raspberry, you’re dead! :smack: <— angsty smiley
When’s the funeral? What kind of flowers do you like? I am so sorry… 
Aw, cut Gary Fletcher some slack. The International Finance Corporation has been going thru a rough patch lately…
I’ve been getting a lot with the subject line “Someone has ran a credit check on you!” What I find especially amusing is that it’s to one of my junk accounts that isn’t associated with my name. Of course, I suppose it’s possible that someone out there is really named FairyChatMom and someone has ran a credit check on her.
I was going to say (with surprise) “So 419 scammers know how to use mailmerge now?”. Except it looks like the answer is “no, they don’t, at least, not properly”.
I once got a spam email (just plain old spam, not scam) that began “Dear null”
Mail merge seems to be beyond them. They seem to have mastered capslock though.
Oh noes! I’m going to be inestigated!