Beans make me fart.
Flashbacks from the 60s, which basically describe all my posts anywhere, at least the ones I can remember.
Spam and eggs and Spam
Make a comment that includes a thinly veiled, slightly derogatory reference to overweight people.
I got something pierced today. Guess correctly and I’ll post pics.
Good one.
Comment about tattoos (you hate them or you’re going to get one, perhaps ask for suggestions about what would look good on a particular piece of anatomy etc etc.)
Seconded, and to riff on that idea - cleavage pics. Wasn’t there a thread like that here a few months ago?
edit: although I guess that goes against my own prohibition against sex oriented hijacks. Shit. Never mind.
Your favorite band, movie, or writer sucks.
The behavior of kids today (though it can lead toward political)
CSI and the misconceptions of how forensics works
Celebrities
Lord of the Rings and Star Wars
The Hunger Games, The Mortal Instruments and other 'tween movies and One Direction
Fifty Shades of Grey
Zombies
You look fat in those pants.