[QUOTE=Hypno-Toad]
You should have left off the “b.”
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I know, that was the joke. Too subtle, I guess 
[QUOTE=Sampiro]
According to one of the editors “I did google some of the entries, but not that one… frankly I didn’t think it was good enough for anybody to have to plagiarize it.”
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God, what an asshole.
[QUOTE=Roland Orzabal]
God, what an asshole.
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Did you mean for that to be a joke? Because that was absolutely BRILLIANT.
[QUOTE=Marley23]
That logic is just totally ass-backward.
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Cheeky!
[QUOTE=Beware of Doug]
I suspect the culprit was an OCR program dealing with handwriting - cursive “rm” could very easily become cursive “nu”. Or a xerox (of “Helen Steiner Rice”?). Or deliberate pranksterism.
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I had a temp job once at a legal document processing center, and I can attest that OCR programs are more prone to Freudian slips than you’d think.
My absolute favorite involved a malpractice trial about inflatable penile implants. One of the attorneys was named Mr. Shaller. As a rule, the OCR program didn’t have too much trouble with this name – except on the page where the attorneys were having a Very Serious Legal Discussion about penis size. There, it was rendered three times as “Mr. Smaller” 
[QUOTE=ShadowFacts]
I know, that was the joke. Too subtle, I guess
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I’m really anal about some things.
[QUOTE=ZipperJJ]
Did you mean for that to be a joke? Because that was absolutely BRILLIANT.
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I did, and thanks. 
[QUOTE=Sampiro]
… one student turned in a poem for an English class and even entered it in the yearly poetry competition here. …
Okay, epilogue:
Worst part- the student won an award for the original version of the poem- and it’s completely plagiarized. Another student recognized it immediately as something read at a relative’s funeral and it turns out it’s all over the Internet. At least now— it’s a lot more original. (The student, like the subject of “his” poem, is in over his head in deep shit.)
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That’s all pretty scary. That the plagiarising bastard of a student should have the cheek to enter that yukky glurge in a competition (heck, even to submit it to the English class) is alarming, but that the student actually won some sort of prize for this? Oh dear. :eek:
Right, I reckon I’ll just go and plagiarise a few works of William McGonagall then, and see what I can win. I look forward to a life of literary acclaim and book festivals.
[QUOTE=ShadowFacts]
This kid’s version is even more banal than the original.
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I don’t think you need that “b”…
:smack: Damn. Too late.