Let us imagine that someone wants to quickly rack up dozens and dozens of felony convictions, hell they want to get put away for decades maybe life. But they are also very moral and lazy, they don’t want to actually hurt anyone and they don’t want to have to put any effort into it, so ideally they would be able to get put away using nothing but a cheap PC or smartphone or even paper and pen.
What would be the best way?
I’m leaning towards either attempted conspiracy charges or conspiracy, send out some emails asking if federal prosecutors will go in with you on a money making opportunity to turn 20 million in cocaine into 40 million in cash by breaking it up and selling it. Apparently doing some research like google searches is enough to satisfy the requirement that a step be taken to commit the crime.
Alternatively in I believe the USA and Canada child porn covers even drawn artwork, comics basically that don’t involve any children. I suppose you could produce enough “child porn” in a few hours to get a hefty sentence.