This one is just too priceless to not share. Maybe it is because I have been having fun lately shooting (and playing) zombies in Left4Dead recently and that I never seem to get tired of zombie flicks.
Ahh well…enjoy!
ETA: If a Mod could correct the poor spelling in the title I’d appreciate it. Seems I proof read like a zombie. 
So, can I ask for a squad of five zombies for Christmas? They could shamble around the office, bring me tea and write VB code. Plus I’d be able to use the HOV lane.
Real zombies don’t need air, food or a functioning circulatory system. So these would be just your standard vegetative state people. The legal status of someone declared “dead”, I couldn’t speak to. But to perform any sort of coordinated action, you need at least some minimal functioning brain- a brain stem isn’t going to do anything more than keep the body alive.
Yeah…well, the full article is decidedly tongue-in-cheek. I just thought it was humorously done. None of them quite rise to brain eating zombie level except maybe for the one likened to the Rage virus from 28 Days.
The only difference between a Zombie and someone working for the British Civil Service is that a Zombie wants to eat your brain.
Except of course for me …
Cos I DO want to eat your BBBUURRRRAINNNS!!!>>>>>>>>>>>.
And here’s how we make them unstoppable. Fear my wrath! FEAR IT GOOD!
All I want is your name and payroll number. The real zombies are in our [dept name excluded for legal reasons, but they know who they are :mad: ] team.
Be glad you’re only looking for my braaaaaaaaaainnss and don’t have an invoice waiting to be paid.
Aha, yes, but, zombies not being the sharpest tools in the box, all you have to do is lure them into a nearby hat store and persuade them to try on a nice bobble-hat…then, kerblammo!
When is the last time Sci-Fi was wrong?
Next person to declare that they are the brains of the outfit is in serious trouble.