Bewitched, what are the "witches/warlocks"?

Derwood is her pet. She’s living the equivalent of a year in the Peace Corps, or defending the old growth trees in some godforsaken wilderness, complete with local love interest. Eventually she’ll grow up and move on.

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We need Gaiman and Whedon to write the premise and Whedon to do the series.

I have always had a problem with the word ‘warlock’ being applied to male witches.
The word literally means ‘oath-breaker’.
That has always bothered me.

Other than that, I have always wanted Elizabeth Montgomery to share my bed.

You’re scaring me a little, Bea.

But in a good way. :slight_smile:

:):slight_smile:

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It’s a non-issue. “Stevens” was just his latest alias. He was actually Derwood MacCleod of the clan MacCleod.

I met her once during the run of Bewitched. She was a serious babe.
(Where is the drooling smiley?)

Wow. Do you, like, have a PhD in Bewitched or something? :smiley:

No mention of that stinker of a movie yet? Such a waste and it could have been so good.

A reload would need to use divas with a few famous drag queens thrown in for that over-the-top intimidating/scary look that Endora pulled off so well. I’m thinking Dame Edna and similar characters. John Waters would guest star as Uncle Arthur.

But I know they would just ruin it by making all the male stars hot metro-sexuals and throwing in a cat (that’s obviously a puppet) that dishes out puns for comic relief. At least 80% of the cast would have to be in their mid twenties (eye candy that can’t act) to appeal to the sponsors.

I liked the simple FX and sounds for the magic - simple pyrotechnics and smoke for big spells and strong piano chords for teleportation. ding

And it was kinda cool the way magically-suspended objects would dangle or tremble in mid air as they moved across the room. We all know this was because they were using simple fishing line from overhead, but the effect was actually good, as if the conjurer was exerting effort to “steady” a suspended object. A reload would surely be ruined by today’s over-use of CGI.

[Nerd] That’s Macleod. Not MacCleod. [/Nerd]

How about we split the difference, and say MacLeod?

In fairness to Derwood, she didn’t tell him she was a witch until after they were already married. He did not know what he was getting into, unlike Tony Nelson.

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I THINK WE SHOULD SPELL IT ‘MAC[SIZE=8]LOUD’!!![/SIZE]

Hey, you. Get off of Macleod.

Hugh.

:wink:

Hey McLeod, get off of my ewe!

IIRC, you’ve got that backwards; Samantha gets put on trial in Salem, effortlessly zaps her way out of the chains, points out how easy it was for a real witch, and patiently explains why they should rethink their policy of sentencing people who apparently can’t work a spell to save their lives.

Wasn’t there a Tabitha series in the late 70’s starring Lisa Hartmann (Clint Black’s wife)?

Yes, and mentioned upthread (in post #9). Lasted all of 12 episodes. It made a number of changes to the characters, as well (Tabitha was now younger than her brother, her brother no longer had magical powers, and both of them went from childhood to adulthood in just a couple of real-life years).

This is enough to make me want to buy and re-watch the series.

I’m already doing so because of that post.

Oh, and I noticed one episode where Samantha is able to undo someone else’s spell, or at least the consequences of an illness. Uncle Arthur is sick and keeps breaking mirrors by accident (when coming out of them). Darrin complains of 21 years of bad luck, so Samantha fixes one and says that now they’ll only have 14 years.

Thus I think it’s not necessarily the strength of the caster, but the strength of the spell that’s important. I would just think it was because Arthur was weak from illness, but that’s contradicted both by how unsuprised Samantha was that she could undo it, and how she seems unable to undo any of the other faulty spells Arthur makes throughout the episode.