Beyond Meat Coo arrested for biting a man's nose

This comment deserves more love.

Lettuce be thankful this didn’t mushroom into more serious gingeries. Is it true there is a secret link between Beyond Meat and Tyson Foods?

Beets me.

That’s udderly radicchio.

Some people think it’s manly to bite someone’s nose. It’s not very mesculun.

Keep a clean nose
Watch the plain clothes
You don’t need to be a Weather Man
To know which way
The wind blows…