This comment deserves more love.
Lettuce be thankful this didn’t mushroom into more serious gingeries. Is it true there is a secret link between Beyond Meat and Tyson Foods?
Beets me.
That’s udderly radicchio.
Some people think it’s manly to bite someone’s nose. It’s not very mesculun.
Keep a clean nose
Watch the plain clothes
You don’t need to be a Weather Man
To know which way
The wind blows…
Douglas Ramsey, former COO of Beyond Meat, a plant-based meat substitute, has been suspended from his position after biting a man’s nose during an argument. The incident occurred last month during a football game in Arkansas.
He should have just ordered a hot dog instead.
That’s snot meat.
Presumably the man was vegan.
See also
Ref @What_Exit’s modnote 4-1/2 posts up:
Which makes my cite just above to this very thread kinda pointless. But no harm, no foul, and no objection, Your Honor.