Okay, this is my one weakness: bicycle cops.
I don’t know what it is; the combination of uniform, badge, gun, with those shorts, the rippling leg muscles, and the shiny, sleek bicycle (oh, and the tight buttocks!!) – but bicycle cops are such hunks (men and women both)!!!
I used to watch Pacific Blue back in the late '90s even though it was a cheesy, cheeky show that looked like a Baywatch rip-off.
But wow, when I see a bicycle cop riding down the street, I just gotta STARE.
:Puts on helmet:
:Puts on police uniform w/ badge:
:Rides bicycle past Baglady:
Let me just say that it is very inconvenient to be a pacifist, anti-police-brutality social democrat who is attracted to army uniforms, police uniforms, and business suits.
Baglady, you’d have creamed your pants if you’d have been with me day before yesterday.
I live 2 blocks from the beach in LA and went rollerblading along “the strand” (a bike path right on the beach) and… are you sitting?.. twelve of these oh-so-hot guys go riding past me in the opposite direction. Who knows what they were all doing out together in a big group like that — but who cares?!! I darn near broke my neck craning it as they went by. Woo! I’m telling you, girlfriend, it was a sight to see. Yes, indeed. And I almost came and posted about it to see if anyone else thinks these guys are as sexy as I do. I’m glad to know I’m not alone. 
[baglady, wiping up the drool dribbling down the side of her mouth before obfusciatrist looks up and notices.]
it must be that we don’t have sexy ones riding around or is it just me =(
I hear ya, enilorac. All the ones here are definitely not eye candy. ::sigh::
Bicycle cops are cool and all, but what I really like are those leather boots that the motorcycle cops wear!!
Mmmm mmm baby, where can I get me a pair of those babies!?!