Oh, I’m so glad this thread got moved to the Pit. I just hope I can get this post in before the exterminators come.
Whatcha up to, SleepyTroll? Are you tired of winning yet! So so much winning!
Just kidding. We all know you’re a loser loving loser. In fact, you backed the biggest loser of a candidate ever. Most losing political candidates only lose once per race, but that decrepit obese snake oil salesman whose dick you fantasize about slurping managed to lose one race like 60 times.
For someone like me, someone that hates Donald Trump and his fat treasonous cellulite butt, November and December were a fantasy come true, a two month Paris honeymoon. I got to get up every morning and watch Donald Trump lose again, and sometimes he’d lose yet again at around lunchtime and sometimes again before dinner, and it gave me a liberal orgasm every single time. There was that one day he lost five times, and boy, was I exhausted. But he got up the next morning and started losing again, that’s how tireless he was in his quest to give me pleasure from watching him lose.
But enough about me, troll boy. You must be a sad and and angry little puppy, drowning in conservative tears. But how did you get here? Were you been forlornly wandering through the wreckage of your social media, looking for your old friends Rudy and Donald and QANON, shivering and jonesing for a hate fix, when you took a wrong turn and saw some liberals you thought you could burn?
Well, all your old friends are in digital purgatory, and they’re going to stay there because us grownups have a technological society to run and liberal policies to implement, and there’s no place in it for fools like you.
If you and your troglodyte Trumpbuddies have something to say, you can make your own internet.
But you won’t be able to figure it out, and if you do you’ll do it wrong again. Remember Parler, your free speech cesspool that you though was so private? It only took a liberal about 3 seconds to scrape a copy of every piece of conservative hate drivel off it and post it to a liberal website, where we now hate-watch the impotent rantings of your Lost Cause co-conspirators at leisure. As does the FBI.
If you want free speech, there’s this street corner in my town where you can stand and say anything you want, some days there’s about a half-dozen yahoo’s out there waving Trump flags and screaming.
If you want to join them, I promise not to hit you with my car.
TL/dr Go Away, Troll