Big Rock Candy Mountain

Did anybody else out there sing this song as a kid? It had all that stuff about “the boxcars are all empty, and the sun shines every day,” and “they hung the jerk who invented work.”

Big Rock Candy Mountain - attributed to Harry “Haywire Mac” McClintock and made famous by Burl Ives

*1) On a summer day
In the month of May
A burly bum came hiking
Down a shady lane
Through the sugar cane
He was looking for his liking
As he roamed along
He sang a song
Of the land of milk and honey
Where a bum can stay
For many a day
And he won’t need any money

Chorus:
Oh the buzzin’ of the bees
In the cigarette trees
Near the soda water fountain
At the lemonade springs
Where the bluebird sings
On the big rock candy mountain

  1. There’s a lake of gin
    We can both jump in
    And the handouts grow on bushes
    In the new-mown hay
    We can sleep all day
    And the bars all have free lunches
    Where the mail train stops
    And there ain’t no cops
    And the folks are tender-hearted
    Where you never change your socks
    And you never throw rocks
    And your hair is never parted

Chorus:
Oh the buzzin’ of the bees
In the cigarette trees
Near the soda water fountain
At the lemonade springs
Where the bluebird sings
On the big rock candy mountain

  1. Oh, a farmer and his son,
    They were on the run
    To the hay field they were bounding
    Said the bum to the son,
    “Why don’t you come
    To that big rock candy mountain?”
    So the very next day
    They hiked away,
    The mileposts they were counting
    But they never arrived
    At the lemonade tide
    On the big rock candy mountain

Chorus:
Oh the buzzin’ of the bees
In the cigarette trees
Near the soda water fountain
At the lemonade springs
Where the bluebird sings
On the big rock candy mountain*

Or here’s another version.

*1) One evening as the sun went down
And the jungle fires were burning,
Down the track came a hobo hiking,
He said, "Boys, I’m not turning
I’m heading for a land that’s far away
Beside the crystal fountain
I’ll see you all this coming fall
In the Big Rock Candy Mountain

Chorus:
Oh the buzzin’ of the bees
In the cigarette trees
Near the soda water fountain
At the lemonade springs
Where the bluebird sings
On the big rock candy mountain

  1. In the Big Rock Candy Mountain,
    It’s a land that’s fair and bright,
    The handouts grow on bushes
    And you sleep out every night.
    The boxcars all are empty
    And the sun shines every day
    I’m bound to go
    Where there ain’t no snow
    Where the sleet don’t fall
    And the winds don’t blow
    In the Big Rock Candy Mountain.

Chorus:
Oh the buzzin’ of the bees
In the cigarette trees
Near the soda water fountain
At the lemonade springs
Where the bluebird sings
On the big rock candy mountain

  1. In the Big Rock Candy Mountain
    You never change your socks
    And little streams of alkyhol
    Come trickling down the rocks
    O the shacks all have to tip their hats
    And the railway bulls are blind
    There’s a lake of stew
    And gingerale too
    And you can paddle
    All around it in a big canoe
    In the Big Rock Candy Mountain

Chorus:
Oh the buzzin’ of the bees
In the cigarette trees
Near the soda water fountain
At the lemonade springs
Where the bluebird sings
On the big rock candy mountain

  1. In the Big Rock Candy Mountain
    The cops have wooden legs
    The bulldogs all have rubber teeth
    And the hens lay soft-boiled eggs
    The box-cars all are empty
    And the sun shines every day
    I’m bound to go
    Where there ain’t no snow
    Where the sleet don’t fall
    And the winds don’t blow
    In the Big Rock Candy Mountain.

Chorus:
Oh the buzzin’ of the bees
In the cigarette trees
Near the soda water fountain
At the lemonade springs
Where the bluebird sings
On the big rock candy mountain

  1. In the Big Rock Candy Mountain,
    The jails are made of tin.
    You can slip right out again,
    As soon as they put you in.
    There ain’t no short-handled shovels,
    No axes, saws nor picks,
    I’m bound to stay
    Where you sleep all day,
    Where they hung the jerk
    That invented work
    In the Big Rock Candy Mountain.

Chorus:
Oh the buzzin’ of the bees
In the cigarette trees
Near the soda water fountain
At the lemonade springs
Where the bluebird sings
On the big rock candy mountain*

Jesus Christ, what a long song! I was obviously exposed to a very distilled version. I remember the teacher having to explain the part about the boxcars, seeing as how the tenets of hobo culture aren’t exactly well-known among your basic elementary-schoolers.

Yeah, well. Burl Ives hadda have something to do with his time when he wasn’t playing the jolly snowman on the Rudolph Christmas Special. I guess this was it.

[Hiya Uncle Beer! Thanks for the words!]

My god, I remember singing this song in elementary school and teaching this song in elementary school 20 years later. Of course the ‘cigarette trees’ became ‘candy-floss trees’ and you couldn’t talk about ‘alkyhol’ (forgot how that was changed.) Any idea what year this song was written?

Dunno exactly, probably sometime in the 1930’s, though while McClintock was wandering around trying to be a hobo.

Oh, yeah…Burl Ives…he was the fella who denounced Pete Seeger (and several other folksingers) as Communists before the House Un-American Activities Committee.

Burl Ives. Great guy.