Biggest Loser - 4/17 (Open Spoilers)

Cafe Society
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I’m sure there’s a couple of people still following along out there, even though this year’s thread died early. So with that in mind…

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…Buddy and Mark, feel free to celebrate going off your diets by eating a bag of dicks. Could you two be bigger fucking crybabies? You’re shocked and appalled that they’re giving someone a chance to make it back for the finale? Ok, let’s make this clear – this is only my second season of watching, but you know what I saw last year? Ramon get eliminated and win his way back on for the finale!

Geez, that was one pathetic display, and I no longer give a rat’s ass about the other three either. Personally, I’d have been happier if, rather than the producers try and convince everyone to stay, they’d instead had Bob and Dolvett say “Oh, so you’re all quitting? Ok, bye. Here’s the paper, sign it now and get the hell off the ranch. If you don’t want to sign, that’s fine, but don’t think for a second you’re welcome in our gym. You want to try and stick around for the finale? Ok – for your marathon next week, run 26 miles due west”*.

So now I’m in the odd position of not knowing who I’m rooting for in the finale – since the entire final five can effectively fuck off, it’s going to be a matter of picking from the pair who make it back on to the show.
*Since this is only my second year watching, I don’t know if they do a marathon every year to determine who comes back, but the sentiment is there.

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We watched last night. I can’t wait for this season to be over, but I can’t pull away from the train wreck. Unlike most of the people on TWoP, I don’t hate Kim - I think she has a really messed up self-image from not letting go of who she used to be and what her life has turned in to. I hope she wins over Condor.

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At this point, I hope that dickweed who quit early on in the season finds a way back and wins it – the whole final five can collectively go scratch.

“Waaa, it’s so unfair…” – yeah, that whole “vacation in Hawaii, get a makeover, VIP White House tour” thing was a real struggle to bear, wasn’t it?

Jeremy has one shot at redemption here: Voluntarily not competing next week. After all, it’s “unfair” for eliminated contestants to get a shot to come back for the finale, right?

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In fact, no – the light blue team who earned their way back on once already…the brother and sister…I want one of them to win it. They got gang-piled the whole time, so I’d love it if one of them could be standing on stage at the end, flipping off everyone.