Bill Gates- fugitive toe sucker

http://www.apbonline.com/newscenter/breakingnews/2000/10/16/toe1016_01.html

MARYLAND HEIGHTS, Mo. (APBnews.com)
“Police are looking for a man with an apparent foot fetish who is approaching strangers in public places and sucking their toes, investigators said today.”

You MUST click the link and see the picture. Could it beeeeeeee…Bill Gates??

Who are the freaks that let someone suck their toes in public? Does he force them at gunpoint? Definately not my thing.

That’s not Bill Gates, it’s David Foley from News Radio and Kids in the Hall fame.

It’s Bill and Dave’s love child! AIIEEEE!

I also really wonder about these women who let a total stranger play with their feet.

First the governor. Then the Cardinals. Now this.

It’s a sad day for Missouri.

(Thank goodness for the Rams.)

While I’m at work, I like to listen to a St. Louis radio station (KTRS) via the Net. According to their news reports, the guy is a lot better looking than Supergeek.

BTW: morning host Darrell Ankarlo was so curious about how the toe-sucker gets close enough to the women’s feet, he sent one of his assistants out to talk to the women passing by the studio.

That picture looks JUST LIKE ME

In a related anecdote: When I first started working at my current company, there was a guy who would call up the PBX girls and other departments and ask them about their feet and toenails and what color polish they had on…all while breathing heavily. The calls were coming from an inside line, and later on people revealed to me that they thought it was me because our voices were similar.

My young, fragile, innocent, newly-living-on-her-own niece lives in Maryland Heights! :eek: (I think I must send this to my brother.)

There was a guy in Conway, AR a few years ago that was arrested for doing this very thing. Read all about the Toe Suck Fairy here.

I Shit You Not!