Bill Gates is "The Sperminator"

From Natural News, your source for insane crankery and conspiratardery from people who have no more business telling you about health issues than I would telling you about dropping nuclear weapons on North Korea from a B-1B bomber:

Translation into Sane: Bill Gates thinks that overpopulation is at the root of many of humanity’s problems, especially among people who can’t afford one child, let alone twenty, and is working to reduce the burden through means gentler than the traditional war, famine, and disease.

OK, only half of those even exist. Of that half, only GMOs are subject to anything resembling a rational debate, and then only just. They’re batting somewhere below 25% here. Well below.

They cite this statement. With a citation to another article on their website. I love echo chambers; I really love echo chambers I have a window into.

Because when I think of Microsoft, I think of people spreading lies and insanity that disproportionately kill those least able to defend themselves. No, wait, that’s the people who think vaccines are a problem. Microsoft is merely a convicted monopolist, which is, all things considered, a lot better of a thing to be.

Yes. He uses the words ‘vaccine’, ‘health’, and, I’m sure, other words that frighten and confuse those loons.

Let’s follow a link to find out about the Merck-Microsoft merger:

“I’m a fucking nutbag, short and stout.”

‘Bioinformatics’ is a real word; it means, basically, applying computer technology to biological and, in specific, medical problems, like figuring out how proteins work. It only has relevance to “gene-targeting drugs and vaccines” if you’re, one, only looking at a specific sub-field, or, two, are a fucking nutbag.

That article leaves us with this:

I admit to not using Microsoft products very much. However, I’m kinda embarrassed to be in with these loons in any way, shape, or form. They’re dangerous to themselves and others and degrade any group they’re part of. Why can’t they pick on Apple, instead? I’m sure Zombie Jobs is up to some shit.

Hmm, one would think the BILLIONS he has put towards vaccine research, a large part of which has been for diseases primarily found in tropical areas of the world that are less developed, would actually have the opposite impact on population.

Population is a complex topic; sometimes, just knowing that your children have a good shot at living past 5 is enough to keep you happier with two or three. (Or not, depending on a whole constellation of other problems and cultural expectations.)

See, now I’m of the considered opinion that Microsoft is evil. They are, however, the “greedy sociopathic monopolist” kind of evil that is a common feature of corporations, rather than the “maniacal supervillain who wants to wipe out all life on the planet for no apparent reason” kind of evil. It’s a relevant distinction.

That site is weapons-grade nutjobbery.

Natural News is only to be read if one’s reading material has completely run out, and the world has come to an end, and you want to kill off the remaining cognitive abilities of your brain before Cthulhu starts to eat you.

People who think overpopulation is the problem are well-intentioned. But they need to be concerning themselves about overpopulation of greedy resource hoggers rather than poor people who’s wealth is directly proportional to how many children they have.

Make sure women are educated and the rest will take care of itself.

That guy should be working for The Onion.