He’s wondering why it’s so damn hot, why he can’t get ice water and where the hell are all the promised virgins.
Longest. Waterboarding. Ever.
They were professionals on a mission, not Junior Marines sitting at their keyboards with childish visions of revenge.
They probably got the hell out of there after the firefight and capturing the body.
Clearly you haven’t been following current affairs for the last few decades.
Thread win.
Much as I would enjoy the thought of grinding him up and feeding him to pigs and then having their feces on permanent display in Fort Bragg, I have to agree that this was correctly handled.
The wheels of justice grindeth slow, but they grind exceeding small. bin Laden is currently answering for his deeds before a Judge much greater, and more just, than any here and now.
Probably premature to say anything, but I have a nephew in Special Forces assigned to that area, and it is not beyond the realm of possibility that he was on that mission. I am currently checking with my brother.
Regards,
Shodan
The theory is that he is alive AND in US custody. No one is going to say that the US faked the whole thing. He won’t be able to make any videos from Gitmo.
After dying a grisly death in a fire fight, Osama
made his way to the pearly gates. There, he was
greeted by George Washington. “How dare you
attack the nation I helped conceive!” yelled
Washington, slapping Osama in the face.
Patrick Henry came up from behind, “You wanted
to end the American’s liberty, so they gave you
death!” Henry punched Osama in the nose.
James Madison came next and said, “This is why I
allowed the government to provide for the common
defense!” He took a sledge hammer and whacked
Osama’s knees.
Osama was subject to similar beatings from Edmund
Randolph, James Monroe and 67 other people who
had the same love for liberty and America. As he
writhed on the ground, Thomas Jefferson hurled him
back toward the gate where he was to be judged.
As Osama awaited his journey to his final very hot
destination, he screamed, “This is not what I was
promised!”
An angel replied, “I told you there would be 72
Virginians waiting for you. What did you think
I said?”
LMAO!
You forgot Robin Williams’ next bit, where Osama is screaming “Jesus! Jesus!” and St. Peter turns to Jesus and says, “Hey Jesus, you called for a taxi?”
I have “there must be 50 ways to dispose-o-sama” in the back of my head…
Oh. Well, in that case, it’s still dumb, because why would the US want to keep it a secret that they had him in custody? What, they’re afraid of an al Qaeda rescue mission?
Can you expand on that? Who exactly is it that would demand rigid adherence to Muslim burial rites for, not Muslims in general, but Osama bin Laden himself, yet condemn bin Laden’s entire philosophy as un-Islamic?
I would have weighed him down with a chunk of the WTC. Not a nice piece of steel, but a crappy piece of concrete with rebar sticking out of it.
Oddly, that was the direction of Osama’s last thoughts.
Riddle: What was the last thing to pass through Osama’s mind before he died?
A 5.56 cal. round
Perhaps Osama should have been brought back alive to Washington DC for an old-fashioned Triumph. And then throw him in [del]the Tullianum[/del] Gitmo.
So, the idea is that after we blow his head off, we treat him with some respect?
Best wishes,
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I know a few professionals that scream like idiots at football games, and you think it’s below professional soldiers to take a whiz on the body of a man that caused the murders of thousands of his (the US soldiers) wards?
Best wishes,
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So what became of the other casualties? Are they feeding the fish too?