This is just absurdly difficult.
Without loss of generality, I’ll assume that a<b for all pairs [a, b].
[spoiler]“I’ve picked two different integers and want you two to figure out what they are. I’ll tell Samuel the sum which is positive and no bigger than (mumble). I’ll tell Patricia the product which is larger than the sum.”
Both the sum and product are positive, so therefore both numbers are positive. Also, since the product is larger than the sum, neither number is 0 or 1 (since 0N <= N+0 and 1N < 1+N).[/spoiler][spoiler]Now Patricia says “I don’t know the numbers.”
From this, the product cannot be the multiple of two primes (if it were 15, she would know the numbers are [3, 5] (since [1, 15] is out)).
It also can’t be the third or fourth power of a prime. 27 could only be [3, 9]. And 81 could only be [3, 27] ([9, 9] doesn’t work).
I’m probably missing some other possibility here, but I can’t think of one.[/spoiler][spoiler]Samuel says “I already knew you didn’t; I don’t know them either.”
Let’s start with the first statement. If Samuel already knew that Patricia didn’t know the numbers, then it means that whatever the sum is, all possibilities for a*(S-a) have non-unique representations (i.e., they’re not in the set that I excluded previously). I’m not sure exactly how many pairs that excludes, but we can say that the sum (and the bound) is at least 11: the possible pairs are 29=18, 38=24, 47=28, and 56=30, but each of those products have different representations, and had Patricia gotten them she couldn’t have known the answer.
I feel like it must, but I don’t see yet how the second part of the statement gives us any additional information. It means the sum could not have been 5, but we already knew that.[/spoiler]That’s all I’ve got so far. I think it demands a computer program, but I’m not even certain how to structure it. At least not efficiently. In principle, each person has to consider all the possible universes that the others belong to, and this could conceivably include their beliefs about the universes that you belong to, and so on. It seems exponential. But maybe it’s not actually that hard.
At least Anthony’s statement narrows down the possibilities for a brute-force search, though it seems like cheating to take it into account early on.