No, dammit. Kang!
(I have a friend whose daughter used in vitro fertilization and was pregnant with twins. Before the birth we all called them Kang and Kodos, though the daughter gave that up in fairly short order.)
You didn’t know Elvis is hiding in Kenya?
Please tell me you typed all that out without pausing for breath. Because that’s totally how I read it.
He actually did! And is now planning on using them for communist nazi muslim anti-white brainwashing!
SCENARIO ELEVEN: My pants! Oh merciful god, where are my pants?!?
I am certainly not the only one who watched Obama on election night and witnessed the flag of the United States appear with the revolutionary and anarchic colour red and the monarchic colour white, dabbed with the military-industrial colour blue, in a gigantic stripe configuration reminiscent of the death camps inmates’ pyjamas. Not to mention the five-pointed stars of SATAN, all fifty of them !
They took urrrr pants!
SCENARIO TWELVE: I’m in ur pantz, stealing all ur cheezburgers.
OK, I’ll stop now.
You lick Mormons to get high? The flashbacks must be horrible.
Obama is a Christian too - a fan of Jesus, and what was Jesus if not a dirty, Middle-Eastern socialist?
I read that Archuleta had been spotted in a gay bar but didn’t realize he’s a controlled substance.
And Obama probably licked him to get high, so we should be expecting George Rekers and J. Edgar Hoover to weigh in any minute now.
Well, considering that the presidency is the highest office in the land, I think it’s more accurate to say that Obama licked John McCain to get high.
Well, that explains everything!
I suppose you have a cite for that?
I suppose that you will state that President Obama is absolutely and without question a natural born citizen of the United States? I suppose that you are merely asking for a cite of the post you quoted for purposes of entertainment only?
I suppose you realize your question is irrelevant to whether or not Beck and Rush actually said what gonzomax said they said? And I suppose you are well aware that there’s no swinging dick who knows what the term “natural-born citizen” means, and that I am not privy to all pertinent facts, so there’s no way I could make a judgment one way or the other?
To avoid any further pile-on by idiots (such as Frank), I will say that I don’t have a big problem with whether or not Obama is a U.S. citizen or even a “natural-born citizen” as I understand the term. It’s not something I think about. I’ve thought about this issue with respect to Obama about as much as I did with respect to McCain.
Do you, in fact, accept that President Obama is constitutionally qualified to be the President of the United States? Yes, No. Simple question, really.
It’s not a yes or no question. It’s a yes, no, or how the fuck should I know question. My answer is how the fuck should I know. You may want to re-read my post you quoted before getting your tighty-whites jammed any further up your duodenum.