No one who likes “The Princess Bride” can be totally evil.
Hmmm…not a bad sig.
Yet, Lifetime did have the movie “Spy” which was pretty cool.
Again, are you going to listen to a couple bitches who can’t even spell (TalkinSquirrel and Aglarond) who propose the backhand, or a people who are literate in the bitch-slapping arts (TwistofFate and myself)? The bitch slap is most definitely a forehand. Fuckin’ rookies!
OK… I think I got it, I’ve been practicing on make believe bitches. Shadow Bitch Slapping if you will.
I don’t have any parting comments though! What would be a cool thing to say?? 
“Try puttin’ that on Lifetime.”
Doesn’t like the Princess Bride!!!
Throw her off the cliffs of insanity!
Bitch don’t make me slap you around like my red headed step child.
You keep talkin’ like a bitch and I’m gonna slap you like one!
You don’t want none of this little man. Trust me. Now why dont ya go and run home to your little lady before ya get hurt? Thats a good boy.
::pats demo’s head::
Or (as you stub out your cigarrette and put on your sunglasses), if you want to come with the clever specificity, something like, “Your bed’s burning, Farrah. Might want to see to it,” and walk away.
I thought of a better one. She stares at you in shock, you say, as you leave, “Maybe Melissa Gilbert will play you in the movie.”