Bite my sweet atheist fact-checking Bible-reading ass, Danielinthewolvesden!

Now, here is Daniel’s original post:
“Umm, altho there are verses in the OT which accept slavery;compared to the slavery which was prevelant in the times, the Jewish practice was very liberal. There were all sorts of limitations set upon the owners, far more than in any other period society. Slaves were to be set free after only 6 years of service (1)(and when they left, they did not go empty handed, they had to be given means to make a living, eg. “thou shalt furnish him liberally out of thy flock”)(2), they were not to be mistreated, etc.(3) The term “indentured servant” far better defines Isrealite 'slavery”. In many ways, the Isrealites were strongly anti-slavery."

(1) Incorrect
(2) Incorrect
** 3)** well, it wasn’t “nice” to beat your slaves, but look at Exod 20:20-1 “If a man beats his male or female slave with a rod and the slave dies as a direct result, he must be punished, but he is not to be punished if the slave gets up after a day or two, since the slave is his property.” I think I can argue that slaves were very likely mistreated, given that there is apparently no secular punishment for beating a slave so severely that he could not get up for a couple days.

Now, given the quality of his original post, and also the fact that I have frequently (and quite recently) caught him in factual errors, I tend to want some references before I accept as valid every statement that leaves his keyboard. So in his next post, he says “The isrealites of some 3000 years ago were far more liberal & humanitarian to their “servants” than any other culture, and indeed to our very own USA as little as 130 years ago.” Interesting, I think. But is it true? So I ask for some cite to back it up. And I ask, and ask, and ask again. These are my comments to Daniel WRT this topic in the thread:


NOW, the meat of this gripe. Danny-boy is crowing about how he got me to “concede” the point:

I never disputed it! I just asked him to back it up! And along the way, Daniel made several other factual errors, stating that gentile slaves were freed at Jubilee (wrong), stating that Exod 20:20-1 referred to the slave being punished, not the master (also wrong), stating that gentile slaves were “made Jewish” by circumcision and were thus set free after 6 years (again wrong), that the Code of Hammurabi had no laws regarding the fair treatment of slaves (wrong-o, Dan)…is it any blasted wonder I asked him to back his statements up when so many of them are wrong?

Look at his weasel words here: he states that slaves were freed after six years, right? When proven wrong about this, he says “And how does that make me “WRONG” for saying a servant is to be freed after 6 years- i quoted numerous verses to support it? You mean that because those verses, and my statement applies to only some servant, but not all, my statement is WRONG? Come on now, you are being obtuse. The bast you can say is that my statement was overly generalized, and was incorrect when applied to all circumstances. Thus, it was right- just not in every circumstances. I did not say EVERY servant, now did I? You have to play fair too, you know.”

“It is true “slaves were freed after 6 years”- since only 2 slaves being freed by Hebrew Law would make my ststement LITERALLY true- there is no error.”

Suuuure. If I say “cats have no fur,” and it is pointed out to me that cats do indeed have fur, I can just say “oh, I didn’t say every cat. There are a few bald cats, so my statement was correct.” :rolleyes:

ARRRGH!!! Sorry that I am so damn long-winded (it’s the GD training) and lacking obscenity, but I am genuinely irritated by this guy right now. Daniel, you piss me off! Don’t post bad facts in GD! Don’t weasel! Back up your statements! Stop posting like you actually know what you’re talking about when you don’t! Stop misreading every single thing you see! And don’t tell me to be nice!

Well.

I, for one, am speechless.

Hmmm. This might be a good time to bring up that whole Rob Sherman/George Bush thing again!

Not surprising. I think I used up everyone’s quota of letters for the month in that post. :wink:

:eek:

Um… wow.

I, frankly, have lost a lot of respect for daniel. There are few things that anger me more than a person who will not admit mistakes.

** quickly takes out her notebook and adds Gaudere’s name to the list of moderators she never wants to piss off . The list is quite long , since DavidB’s name is listed 587 times. **

Oh hell did I say that out loud ?
::running away::

I stand in awe. No, I bow in awe!

That was one of the finest, kickass salvos in the Fight Against Ignorance in many a long day.

Backing away, still bowing,
Veb

Ah, Gaudere… THANK YOU. It’s nice to know I’m not alone (please see recent GQ threads on tsunamis if you need to know what I mean).

Aww, Danny-boy’s all right… 'long as he keeps himself in MPSIMS or IMHO.

C’mon, Gaudere, are you really surprised by this behavior at this point? Most people just ignore him when the first (of presumably a dozen) feet gets wedged in his mouth.

I tried to read that thread and almost fell aspleep. Wayyyy… to much circular logic. I generally stay away from ontological arguments or bible quoting, tooooo… much interpretation. Based on the amount of interpretation involved I am really suprised that Daniel(shouldnt that be lions?)den hasnt conceeded even a little bit. Very good reasoning Gaudere, and yes you have used up all of your quotes for the month.

Not having actually SEEN your ass…I think it’s a bit presumptious to refer to it as “sweet” until I have some visual evidence…mmm 'k? :smiley:

…running like hell…

SPOOFE Bo Diddly

Not surprised, just frustrated. I can’t ignore bad facts posted as if they are true. He is a pain in the ass to argue with, but it particularly peeves me that he has a chronic habit of “fudging” (or misremembering) facts about the Bible to make it appear nicer than it is. Now, I never meant to argue that OT slavery was worse that in other contemporary cultures, but I won’t allow false statements to be posted that make it appear sweetness and light, either. Danny never admits doubt, either, when I suspect his knowledge of religion and history is weaker or less accurate than mine–yet he still posts as if his statements come from The Mouth of God. Bad facts are one thing, smug bad facts are worse, smug bad facts and misrepresentations of my own position and ridiculous claims of victory drive me up the wall. He almost never backs stuff up, and I’ll take that from Chaim, tomndebb, CKDext and so on (within their areas of expertise), but I wish Daniel would start doing some fact-checking and gathering of cites before the next time he decides to grace us with his expert opinion.

beagledave

Maybe I was referring to taste:smiley:

Wow, Gaudere. That rant was very…concise and intelligent. I’m quite impressed.

Gaudere,

After reading your rant it took me two hours to summon the courage to crawl out of the fetal position in the corner of my room and come back to my computer. I can only imagine the years of nightmares I would have had to endure had that OP been directed towards me.

Just to be safe, though, I believe it wise for me to stop posting in GD for a few days. I…I…I just can’t handle the pressure. I’m going back to my corner now.

::tongue firmly in cheek::
[sub]and what a fine factcheckin’ ass it is![/sub]
I’m impressed to say the least! Can I be your disciple? I promise to study your teachings, learn your ways, compile your words so others may see the radiant wisdom, wash and massage your feet, and any other such duties as may be deemed appropriate?
Oh for the chance to learn at the hands of a master debater!

… mighty fine post, Gaudere.

So, umm, you are admitting I won? :stuck_out_tongue: :smiley: :wally

OK- that last post was designed to infuriate an already pissed off gaudere. And that was un-Christian & un-gentlemanly of me. I am sorry- i apologize.

I have also admited, (now in several posts) that in several non-critical cites & points i made- that gaudere had better cites than me- I was wrong.

[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by Gaudere *
So in his next post, he says “The isrealites of some 3000 years ago were far more liberal & humanitarian to their “servants” than any other culture, and indeed to our very own USA as little as 130 years ago.” So I ask for some cite to back it up. And I ask, and ask, and ask again. These are my comments to Daniel WRT this topic in the thread:

<sigh> You asked me to back up that conclusion. You did not specify which part. So, i backed up the part about Pre-WAs southern US. Nope, you said. So, then i gave you cites (and no asimov) that backed up that the isrealis were more humane than the other cultures- for their time. Now, what you wanted, was for me to back up something that I did not mean- ie that the Ancient isrealis were more humane than any other culture that ever existed. I thought my statement was clear, that in context I meant “PERIOD culture”. Would it have hurt you to simply ask, to clarify- “Daniel- did you really mean to state that they were more humane than in ANY culture ever in history? If so, I expect you to back that up”. Then- i could have clarified my statement. So- why attack & go on & on, when a simple polite request for clarification would have solved it?

If you really want to debate folks- you could be nice. You do not have to be- you can ambush & attack if you like. You can "prove’ minor, non-critcal points are wrong- and be happy that you did so. But- would it hurt to be nicer?