That’s because it hurts like a bitch. Given my admittedly limited experience, I find it hard to believe any woman could genuinely enjoy it. I know some do, but just don’t understand how. (Also increases the likelihood of sexually transmitted diseases. So, there’s that.)
Most guys I’ve been with don’t even seem interested. I get the same report from friends. Unlike oral, anal was never even a factor.
Skinny dick, lots of lube, take it slow. No, slower. Sloooooooowerrrrrr!
And a bottle of tequila helps. 
I didn’t mean to be speaking Straightdopemessagboardeze, though I must admit I do speak it fluently. I also speak jive.
Shallow humor aside, look. I didn’t mean to be bullshitting you one bit up there in the post that Blackberry quoted and you remarked upon.
Sometimes, methinks, a lot is lost for lack of intonation. My apologies if my post was offensive.
But me and Blackberry like black men. Any advice for us?
I have a suspicion that a very large percentage of women who HATE anal sex and swear they’ll never do it again (or some close variation of this) have experienced it with a partner who didn’t know what they were doing. There is doing it, and there is doing it right. For starters, you have to warm up and get the juices flowing before attempting to penetrate the dark side of the moon. I have found a bit of regular sex first is great for this. Also, as you begin, you must begin slowly and ease your way in. As you get farther in, and she isn’t in any distress or displeasure, you can increase your force and speed. And of course using lube is a necessity. Dry anal sex would be torture. :eek:
Skinny dick doesn’t mean *small *dick. But the aerodynamic ones are easier to start with.
Blech. To me it’s like trying to drink through your nostrils: you could probably get hydrated, but it’s not what the orifice was designed for.
Nasal Sex: It’s not just for breakfast anymore.
The mouth wasn’t designed to have phallic objects inserted into it either, so that’s sort of a moot point.
Kirk Cameron and some other guy disagree. This link is totally safe for work.
She may be not having any ‘‘distress or displeasure,’’ but not like, actually enjoying it. Have you ever met a woman who was like, “You know what I love? Anal sex.” I’ve always assumed it was just something women do because the men want it. Although I’ve heard similar statements about blowjobs and I actually enjoy giving blowjobs. Takes all kinds I guess.
Well, I don’t know that tons and tons of women really adore anal sex per se, but plenty love some degree of anal play.