Black helicopters and mutilated cows

I suspect this has already been covered, but I’m still curious. I know of the conspiracy theories that Clinton is in secret cahoots with the UN and the Trilateral Commission to enslave us all under a One World government. I even know about the Chinese UN soldiers being secretly infiltrated here until the time is ripe, and that the backs of road signs have directions in Chinese to our strategic military sites.

But why are they going to use helicopters, and specifically BLACK ones? And why are they killing time mutilating cows in the meanwhile? How did THAT get started?

Maybe the Gnomes of Zurich in cahoots with the Aliens used their pawns, the trilateral commission to build a time machine and, after accidentally assassinating JFK, John Lennon and Marilyn Monroe, went back in time to find Henry Ford (a 75th degree Freemason and the head of the Knights Templar) who, of course, offered the Model-T in any colour as long as it was black, so that he could paint helicopters.

But more likely, the helicopters are black because they resemble the dark, empty spaces inside the cramiums of those who believe they exist.

Cecil’s column on the subject: What’s the story with cattle mutilations?

Thanks for the link - that helps explain (?) the cow part, but I still don’t get how the black helicopters are part of it.

Okay… I was being facetious the first time, but this time I’ll assume you don’t actually believe black helicopters are killing our bovine buddies.

There are actually two questions here… ‘Why helicopters?’ and ‘Why are they black?’

To answer the latter first, black is always associated in our culture with death and evil. Black is the colour of darkness… the unknown… I would assume the helicopters would be black because it makes them more frightening. You could also argue on the practical value of a black helicopter at night, especially for those conspiracy ‘theorists’ who believe that the helicopters are also silent.

As for why helicopters, I would think that it has to do with several factors… one, technology. Helicopters are a part of modern technology and that prays on our fears of that… they are also a part of modern technology that most people see all the time but do not have access to… but powerful people use them often. Far more people fly in airplanes than have EVER been in a helicopter. Helicopters are misterious. Fantastically, they hover in mid-air unlike airplanes which keep moving. Finally, there is the violent aspect of helicopters. They fly using… spinning blades. I think all of these aspects contribute.

[link="http://www.wpafb.af.mil/museum/modern_flight/mf7.htm]Here’s[/link] an actual Vietnam-era “black helicopter” on display at the the US Air Force Museum at Wright-Patterson Base in Dayton, OH.

Used for “highly classified special missions”…which presumably must have taken place at night. It doesn’t say so on the web page, but at the museum the display noted that the helicopter didn’t have any identification markings either.

Whether or not black helicopters are still used today to thin the cattle herds is another story… :slight_smile:

It’d be so much easier if we could edit our own posts…
Here’s the link.
[I fixed the link. You forgot to put in the ending quotation mark --Chronos]

[Edited by Chronos on 10-18-2000 at 01:13 PM]

According to that site, that particular helicopter is SEVENTY-THREE FEET LONG! (1/4 the length of a football field!)

That wouldn’t just mutilate one cow, it would get the whole herd!

Don’t you think the Illuminati could just go grab a few Big Mac? They’ve served billions already.

My brain is doing badly today. In that first post, I meant to type ‘craniums’ and in the last one, I forgot to pluralize ‘Big Macs.’

It must be the Men in Black’s doing. I hear they’re working with the hollow-earthers.

Shhh…it’e really elves in the black helicopters. Those cows must have made the “naughty” list in a big way!

fiddlesticks, there’s plenty of threads in ATMB asking why users can’t edit their posts. Basically, it’d be way too open to abuse if folks could. In the meantime, if you’re unsure about the coding, you can just hit the “preview” button, and get a chance to fix it.

Balance,

Do you think K’Z’K is involed too? I never did trust the DOP.

Thanks…I’ll try to be more careful from now on.

I think he’s doing audio surveillance for them. :smiley:

There is a certain genetic mutation that occurs in cows. It happens 1 in every 12,450,000 cows. The enzyme that is withdrawn is extremely important in a very top secret project. The government cannot by these cows on the open market, someone may catch on and start experimenting themselves.

I don’t know why they use black.

Blink

Re: Thomas Bearden (mentioned in Cecil’s answer to cattle mutilation)

I was actually friends with his son, who lived in Greenville, TX back in the late '80s. He was a bit wierd, didn’t seem to believe his father’s weird theories (at the time his father had books out about how some Czech scientists had found a way to increase the range and power of normal light-emitting objects so you could evaporate a tank with a flashlight). We used to get stoned over near his house, and he could sing the rhythm guitar part to any Black Sabbath song.

It occurs to me that perhaps I’m mixing 2 conspiracy theories unfairly here: (1) Clinton-UN troops-helicopters, and (2) Helicopters-cows. Unfortunately, Uncle Cecil’s article addressed only the cow part, and listed only the first report of such with no discussion as to its how or why. He barely even mentioned the black helicopters, much less explained the connection.

So I leave it to you, the Teeming Millions: How did cattle mutilations come to be connected with black helicopters? If this would include an excess of rummaging around in the mind of Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel, perhaps it’s best not to wonder.

BTW, I understood that Clinton was supposed to declare martial law and make himself dictator when the economy collapsed due to the Y2K bug. That part of the master plan seems to have slipped behind schedule.