http://news.yahoo.com/s/space/20060406/sc_space/blackholesboundtomerge
I hate this – the big super-black holes merge, then they fire the superfluous workers and grab even more business from the smaller black holes.
The quantum black holes have already evaporated, and soon the neighborhood black holes will be gone, an you’ll have to go all the way to the Galactic Center to be eaten by one.
Relax. It won’t happen for several million years. Those anti-trust lawsuits just drag on and on and on.
I’d like to think that after the merger, the price of gravitational waves will fall since there will be such a surplus.
You wish. Afterwards, we’ll all be paying a heavy price.
How come the merger of 2 supermassive BHs yields a “super-supermassive” BH and not a “supermassivemassive” BH? Or even a super-supermassivemassive BH? Or maybe a Super-Extra Massive BH?
Who decides these things?
My guess? The hamsters.
Another case of THE MAN, keepin’ us down.
The “merger” they are talking about isn’t like a corporate merger. The term is being used like civil union between gay cannibals.
From the article:
“We now know that they are coupled, but more like the mating of black widow spiders. One of the black holes invariably will eat the other.”
Once you’ve had black hole, you’ll never go back.
Heh.
One of the ads is:
Dark Matter
Dark Matter for sale. aff Check out the deals now!
It’s actually just a generic ebay ad, but it’s still funny!
Did someone say more spaghetti? I LOVE spaghetti!
You see what happens when you allow gay marriage? Now we have cannibalistic gay marriage.
Beware the Slippery Slope.
Yeah, why the hell hasn’t your government passed a constitutional amendment to prevent this sort of thing yet?
(And when are we going to repeal the second law of thermodynamics?)
Just think what the future feeding frenzies of this thing could be like.
A slight aside – I’ve been at an astronomy conference this week – its bad when we start making penis and breast jokes involving radio astronomy, isn’t it?