Self-evidently, Hawaiians are all racist bastards who deserve to be shot.
Not to generalize, of course.
Sua
Fabian? Grace? who the hell comes up with these names?
They should have Ancient Latin names!
**Hurricane Urbanus Caecilius Julius **would kick arse.
Does anyone have a source for this story besides worldnetdaily? They say the original story is from The Hill, but I couldn’t find it over on their website.
Thanks a lot, it turns out Grace is my mother’s name.
Hehe, ‘it turns out?’ You sound surprised.
“Your name is Grace? Why did you tell me your name was ‘Mom’?”
I meant… Aw, screw it. 
You have to admit, in terms of what the word “grace” means, it seems awfully strange to name a hurricane that!
You’d almost expect to hear of Hurricane Faith, Hurricane Hope, and Hurricane Charity. Hurricane Charity being the strongest of the three, of course.
Screw the names, they should go for colourful nouns. Hurricane Splatter, Hurricane Slaughter and Hurricane Giant-Wave-of-Death… now I can support that!
Tamoeka
Yafooka
Shaweeka
Pareena
LaZootra
Hmpht.
Hmpht, I say.
Hurrican Hmpht?
Hurricane… Horrendous Earth KABLOOIE!
Let’s name hurricanes and storms after cartoon characters. Hurricane Mickey, Tropical storm Snoopy, Typhoon Calvin…
Yeah, that’ll look really good.
“Hurricane Goofy just landed in Cocoa Beach, and will be making its way northwest towards Orlando through the day.”
What about profanities? Hurricane Asshole, Hurricane Bitch, Hurricane Cocksucker … uhh, never mind. I never said that.