Blackbeard vs a Cruise Ship

[Chairman_Pow]

@ElvisL1ves

There are plenty of easier, safer, more profitable ways to pirate cruise ship passengers of their money and valuables than brute force. If Blackbeard were around the Caribbean today, he’d have a kiosk shoreside selling crappy T-shirts, trinkets, Cuban cigars, and Genuine Tanzanite Jewelry at 50% of US Mainland Prices!. Be rakin’ it in every day, he would, and no cutting his mates in on any of it.

Given Blackbeard’s hygene, do you think it would really work that well?