Did I say she was sober? Or all that bright? Hell no man, I was with her because of how she looked in the mini skirt.
She looked in the mini skirt? What was she looking for? Dumb, drunk and limber - now there is a winning trifecta!
I’ll take $5 on it to at least show.
Also fyi, never wear a black shirt to a blacklight party if you have dandruff. I learned this the hard way. Didn’t stick at that party for long.
Am I the only guy thinking of staging a mini-re-creation of the Bellagio fountain at nighttime?
Okay, now I have to know the circumstances under which you acquainted yourself with the taste of laundry detergent.
Right after acquainting herself with the taste of the other?
You know how it goes: you’re doing laundry with one hand, pleasuring your husband with the other…sometimes you just get confused.
I had a similar story, only without the black light. We were out in the backyard, and when we walked back in, there was some in her hair. Plus some leaves. The firsy guy we walked past started laughing.
I wish something interesting would happen to me; the only oral experience I’ve had lately was with cancer. I don’t know if cancer glows under a blacklight or not?
I remember a bar from back in the 60s that had several black lights in the ceiling. If a young lady stood under one while wearing a white blouse*, the presence or absence of a bra was immediately apparent.
*IIRC, the material from which the blouse was made was key to the effect.
Saoirse-such chivalry! You couldn’t even look at her afterwards to check for “some in her hair…plus some leaves”? Isn’t that supposed to be part of the after-sex etiquette? Sheesh!
That may not be necessary…
Actually, with certain Dopers, I’d be using the blacklight to check out their frying pans and aquaria…
Thanks jayjay It took me months to forget about that freak’n thread. NOw here it comes all over again. 
pun overload
It was dark out there, and getting cold. Besides, we were far too cool to concern ourselves with who knew what we were doing. That was our story at the time, anyway.
Hey, is it weird that I find this kind of a turn-on?
I mean, imagine the erotic games you could play…body painting with spooge?
Where can I get a blacklight?And someone hot I can give a blowjob to?
She had a big smile on her face and teeth lite up in the the black light. Right? She must have looked like the Cheschire Cat, a set of glowing teeth floating in air.
HEAD shop.
Aspirin also glows under a black light. So if your date says she has a headache, tell her you might as well have sex anyway because everyone who sees her smile will think she did.
I learned about glowing sperm on an episode of ER. Supposedly, club soda also glows according to the female doctor that was caught with the tell-tale sweater.
You probably have the poor girl all wrong she was likely just drinking club soda … in the bathroom … for an extended period of time.
Okay, nevermind.