An American delegation will be heading to Quebec to accept it as soon as they find out where it is. Not too bright, these Americans.
Somewhere on the outskirts of Amiens, I believe. Right?
Stranger
They won’t be able to find that, none of the signs speak English.
Plus, they use “The Metric” with weird units that aren’t based on the hypothetical length of some dead royal’s digits or the distance some farmer decided to plow before his ox got cranky. Can’t find anything with that. If pound-inch-seconds got us to the Moon, why should we change up now?
Stranger
I know this one!!!
(F…ing close to water). 
Parallel 49 Jerkface 9000 NWA | BEER REVIEW - CCBC
Actually, I only ordered the Jerkface 9000 because of the name. And the beer fell short of the name’s promise.
Have to agree, on casual trips to the 51st State, it’s been difficult to find good non-major beer. Ski resort was ok, a couple of random bars not so much, state owned liquor stores were weak, etc. Calgary sucked (5 years ago when I went a lot for work). A buddy that lives part time in Vancouver has a couple of favorite spots that I haven’t visited yet.
Not much of a beer drinker myself, but I can’t let this go unchallenged. According to this: Canada's Top 10 Craft Beer Destinations: The Best Cities for Brews - CANADIAN CRAFT TOURS Vancouver has around 70 craft breweries, and so does Toronto. You’re visiting the wrong hotels and restaurants.
Well, these are work trips and so I have limited control over where I go. Also, around here, pretty much every restaurant and hotel bar is going to have a selection of local craft brews. You don’t have to find them.
Letterkenny promoted Puppers beer, which is only available in Ontario, but at least you can order it online.
“Very likely to end in disaster for all involved!”
So few lagers have been named after the Titanic or Hindenburg…
Now I’m not sure if I want to go canoeing with you, or even have a drink.
If it weren’t for F___ing close to water, the Canadian population might be a lot less.
Look, I’m no MD. Maybe it’s the sugar in the cola. Maybe it’s the Canadian craft beer. Maybe it’s pent up hockey frustration… but at the end of the night, Canadian women are among the horniest in the world.
“Fucking Devils! Get off your pants, Pierre. Arrrrrgh…!”
Why do Canadians do it doggy style? So they can both watch the hockey game.
When Thales and Jeremiah were both living in the town of Tempe in Egypt, they happened one evening to meet in the pub. Owing to the Babylonian war, the beer was not what it had been. But, faute de mieux, each ordered a tankard. After a first sip, Thales said: ‘All is water.’ Jeremiah replied: ‘Woe, woe!’ Nevertheless, they left the pub arm in arm.
Bertrand Russell
What about Moosehead?
(btw - you know how you can tell if a guy likes Moosehead?
Summary
Antler marks on his chest
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Hie thee to the Diefenbunker! You weren’t looking very tan anyway.
Stay home in your own failing nation then, Mr. 51st State.
Bud, Michelob, etc. were mediocre at best long before Anheuser-Busch became part of an international conglomerate.