NASCAR is fake.
Oh, and Dale Sr… closet queen.
Everything in Dan Brown’s The Da Vinci Code is absolutely true.
I must shower now. I feel dirty.
The thing I would say on THIS board to REALLY GET IT:
Fat people are lazy and stupid and shouldn’t be allowed to live!
Oh og, I’m scared…
“She deserved it because she was wearing a thong under her pants.”
I read a court case involving this, and I feel dirty repeating it.
Eddie Izzard is overrated.
ZJ
Jesus had it coming.
Kevin Smith is a no-talent hack…
… Except for J & SB strike back, that one was killer.
people who ride jap bikes are wannabes and should be drawn and quartered…
Cecil lies.
A duck’s quack doesn’t echo. Nobody knows why.
Gay people will all burn in hell, those AIDS-spreading abominations to our one Lord and God.
Scylla is boring, and tells really boring stories about his stupid kids and ugly and talentless wife Aquarius82.
Master Wang-Ka’s stories are even more boring.
Macs rule. PCs suck. (or vice versa)
These newer, “family friendly” movies Eddie Murphy makes are way better than his earlier stuff.
Thank God they cancelled Firefly, Freaks & Geeks and Angel. Nobody was watching that crap.
Um… around here, people tend to agree with that. You’ll have a long wait on the lynch mob.
“Kaja Goo Goo” were the most visionary, ground-breaking band of the 1980s; indeed, besides having spearheaded New Wave, both Grunge and Gangsta Rap are cleary derivatives of “The Kaj” sound. It’s high time the so-called “critics” and self-appointed “musical cognoscenti” owned up to it.
Feng Shui really works! I now have more money AND a new boyfriend, all thanks to the dragon luck energy that I got from putting my couch over there instead of over here, where I had it.*
So last night, as I was having a conversation with my dead father/the aliens/an angel/Elvis/my cat/the invisble pink flying unicorn/an invisible 6 foot tall rabbit…
Astrology is always accurate and precise!
As I was typing this, I realized that I know nothing about Feng Shui. So, I made it up 
You got me with that one- still laughing.
Those SF’ers that keep appearing on the boards make some interesting points.
I need some alcohol and some sandpaper because I’m feeling real dirty.
You forgot short people.
…and those of a different ethnicity.
Football is such a wussy sport.
Pinstripes make the Yankees look gay.
Metallica’s latest album is by far their best.
Seriously, whats so great about boobs??
Gravity? I mean come on, do you believe everything you’re told?
(And for the locals) U of Tennessee orange is a nasty hideous color resembling cones on the highway or a hunter trying not to get shot.
Actually it may not be the pinstripes - it may just be that the Yankee’s love man juice.
The 3 words that end in -gry are?
Where did the dollar go?