Heinlein was a hack kid’s author in the 50s who wrote nothing of note until the last couple of books such as Job or The twat who walks through walls.
Oooh, ooh, I thought of a good one - all ghost, esp, ouija board, witch, demon, telekinesis, precognition, spooky stories are ALL TRUE!!! Every one of them! And there’s probably even more spooky stuff that’s true too, that we don’t even know about yet!
Jack Chick’s writings are intellectually stimulating and make perfect theological sense.
Also for the locals (but likely to get me shot if I said what I really think out loud):
The Vols are the best college football team in the nation, and anyone who doesn’t attend every game is guilty of treason. After all, not wearing Vol Orange makes the Baby Jesus cry.
Caddyshack is a highly overrated movie.
Yes, but that’s why they chose it – so UT fans can wear the same outfit to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash by the side of the road the rest of the week. 
You know what, we really need more smilies. In fact we should have smilies for every occasion.
Women can’t drive for shit.
I drive better when I’m drunk.
Bud Light is the world’s greatest beer.
I once dated a girl who cried during that movie. She felt really sorry for the gopher 
Damn Straight! And Benny Hill could produce more genuine hilarity with one smirk than those five no-talents could in their entire careers.
And The Simpsons? Feh! If I want to watch a flimsy, humorless Flintstones rip-off I’ll draw it myself.
And, try as I might, I can’t recall a single line worth repeating from The Big Lebowski…
(And one more for the boxing fans…) Man, De LaHoya would have smacked Ray Robinson around like a red-headed stepchild.
I’m gonna vote for Nader!
Elvis never lived.
We wouldn’t have the problems of stray animals or hunger if people would just accept that dogs and cats are perfectly good sources of protein.
Office Space isn’t funny or clever.
There is a secret cache of Government money in Nigeria.
Frankly, I consider The Beatles the most overrated band of the 60’s/70’s.
We should all chose a different color for our post text, too.
:: smacks head ::
Its ok, *FaerieBeth, noone here cares about typograpical errors or bad gramer. In fact, this baord would be better off if we did’nt have a preview button.
The moon landings were faked.
Proper spelin is overated.