Yeah, I mean Jersey Girl beats Clerks anyday. 
Marilyn vos Savant is smarter than Cecil.
Jack Chick is one of the greatest artists in the history of mankind.
I don’t believe I posted that. Pardon me while I go stick my finger down my throat.
Star Wars is better than Star Trek.
And it’s true!!!
Oh, me too! IMHO, Nader’s campaign has totaly redeemed his entire career as a paid shill for the Conspiracy Left.
Getting my geek on, some RPG ‘heresies’:
‘Good Drow are perfectly valid characters to play.’
‘You can play RPGs without worshipping at Tolkien’s fuzzy feet.’
‘Torture is NEVER a Good act.’
(FTR, I believe all of the above, but they’re a good way to fire up a lynch mob.)
Gay people are indeed always actively recruiting children and we get rewards for doing so. I mean how else do you explain our faaaaaaaabulous wardrobes, homes and lifestyles?
How about…
Everybody should listen to Oprah and Dr. Phil if they want their lives to be better.
We should clean up Saddam, put him in his uniform, and hand him the keys to Iraq while telling him we’re sorry, we made a mistake.
The Beatles were way more talented than the Stones.
SDMB libertarians and conservatives are gonna be first up against the wall when the revolution comes.
OK, that’s too far. Take two steps back until you’re behind the yellow line, and you can resume your NASCAR hate-speak. Lay off The Intimidator, though.
Duct tape is USELESS!!!
<Ducks under a shield as members of my SCA warband start beating me into the ground like a stake with their great weapons>
Did you see Sunday’s race?
Helton is teh suxxors!!~~!~!
What that series needs is more characters, and subplots.
Fox News is unbiased.
That song needs more cowbells.
I can hardly wait until Thursday night so I can watch “Scrubs” , easily the best show ever!!
The 1920s style Death Ray was the best joke ever. In fact, it’s still pretty funny.
Cats should never be neutered because there is no kitty overpopulation problem.
The cat made me type that
Cats should always been neutered because the fewer cats in the world the better.
The dog made me type that sentence.
Barney is the best kid’s TV program ever - and so educational.
Microsoft writes rock solid software which never crashes. Any problems must be user error or that non-MS stuff you insist on putting in your computer.
Janeway could take Kirk and Picard together, with one hand tied behind her back.
Galaxy 666 deserved a Hugo.
The NY Yankees are a humble team, who deserve every victory.
Well that last is true, after all…
Thomas Kinkade is one of the most imaginative, talented, and soulful artists of our time. Our grandchildren’s children will revere him as our generations have revered Van Gogh, Rembrandt, Gauguin, Monet, etc.
steps nervously away from Winnie
(Don’t wanna get caught in THAT crossfire)